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90SK 01-26-2008 06:10 PM

they put caffine in my decaf
 
My feelings are mixed. I'm angry, but at the same time I'm all ":bounmult:" so it's kinda like arrgh. Plus I think I'm gonna throw up soon because it was a large with like three creamers in it. the girl was all "I put three creamers in it, is that ok?" and I was like "yeah" because I recognized her as this girl who used to go to my school but dropped out when she got pregnant, and so it was awkward, but erotic at the same time because she happens to be a milf. in fact, I might use all this extra energy to masturbate. though I feel pretty sick so it might just make me throw up sooner. barfing while you're masturbating is the worst, because I'd run out of my room with my pants down trying to get to the bathroom; I probably wouldn't make it and so I'd be projectile vomiting everywhere and cumming at the same time and...yeah, that's not gonna happen so I'll just sit here instead.

Psychochaos3 01-26-2008 06:12 PM

Those bastards.

KingCheez 01-26-2008 11:03 PM

you are the worst poster

Det. Bart Lasiter 01-26-2008 11:31 PM

wait which one because i didn't read the op

Hallucination 01-26-2008 11:46 PM

lulz u drink teh deecafz.

El Sitherino 01-26-2008 11:58 PM

Actually, I came in your coffee.

90SK 01-27-2008 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmac7142
wait which one because i didn't read the op

Quote:

Originally Posted by 90SK
barfing while you're masturbating is the worst

that's really all I was getting at

@ hall: no need for caffeine, there are pills for that now.

Das Mole 01-27-2008 01:55 AM

Quote:

*long post that is not quite as long the pathetic one i used to start a sh!t thread two days ago*
that is the greatest stream of consciousness ever written
compelling
retarded

jk i have no purpose being here

itchythesamurai 01-27-2008 05:47 AM

I'm sure there's a reason for your existence, Das. Go on a spirit quest?

Das Mole 01-27-2008 03:53 PM

i meant here as in this thread but if you think thats what i need i'll take it into consideration. actually i'll take taking it into consideration into consideration

KingCheez 01-27-2008 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmac7142
wait which one because i didn't read the op

90sk

itchythesamurai 01-27-2008 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Das Mole
i meant here as in this thread but if you think thats what i need i'll take it into consideration. actually i'll take taking it into consideration into consideration

How bureaucratic of you, chum! Good luck with the hours-worth of paperwork.

DarthAve 01-28-2008 10:44 PM

Wow...

Also, Skye, I was at the grocery store the other day buying Quaker Mini-Delights, and I saw Zagnuts at the checkout. I was totally gonna buy one but walnuts or whatever nuts are in those things arn't my thing.

itchythesamurai 01-28-2008 11:04 PM

Does anyone else have racist old people in their families who don't call Brazil nuts Brazil nuts?

Samuel Dravis 02-01-2008 12:04 PM

No itchy, I'm afraid that only happens wherever you live and also elsewhere.

DarthAve 02-01-2008 04:12 PM

Texas is so backwards. I think it should form it's own country, called Texonia. Agreed?

itchythesamurai 02-03-2008 05:54 PM

It was its own country and it was still called Texas then. And Austin is pretty cool.

DarthAve 02-03-2008 07:42 PM

I've been to Houston, it was awesome. My dad payed a bum a dollar to sing the Texas Anthem, taped it too. Ah, that was the second best vacation ever.

Hallucination 02-03-2008 08:12 PM

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Ave, don't take this the wrong way, but your dad is a jerk.

Det. Bart Lasiter 02-03-2008 08:54 PM

hall if some bootstrap-less hobo wants cash he'll have to work for it just like everyone else here in the u.s. of a

tk102 02-03-2008 09:32 PM

We used to order pizza on Christmas Eve. The pizza man had to sing a carol for his (generous) tip. It was something we all looked forward to.

itchythesamurai 02-04-2008 11:23 AM

A homeless guy solicited me for a dollar and said he wasn't going to spend it on drugs and I made him show me his veins. And another time a bum challenged me to rock scissors paper for a dollar and I won but I didn't have the heart to take money from him, so I gave him a buck.

There is a crapload of street people in Austin.

El Sitherino 02-04-2008 12:31 PM

Dude, I'm not homeless, I was just tired.

Thanks for the dollar though.

KingCheez 02-04-2008 05:51 PM

the good old Chicago Homestyle Homless Rip

hobo 1 comes up to your car.
"Hey man listen I need money, just a little bit to get home, I lost my wallet on the Grand Mile, I'm all out of cash I need a cab"

hand ~5-10 dollars to hobo. drive further.

hobo 2 comes up to your car.
"Hey man listen I need money, just a little bit to get home, I lost my wallet on the Grand Mile, I'm all out of cash I need a cab"

"I'm only getting fooled by that one once today."

Das Mole 02-04-2008 06:21 PM

yeah that does sound typical

KingCheez 02-04-2008 06:48 PM

mole you're from chi-town too?

meaning living even in just the suburbs

i have a specific policy of paying only one of those guys a day since it's always different
and give like tons of money to the drummer on the bridge.

Das Mole 02-05-2008 02:01 AM

oh yeah the burbz, good ole wheaton. well almost. i reside in ghetto ellyn but ya knowww

i personally enjoy the city. except the south side. and the freezing air coming from the lakefront. and the stoplights every five feet. and the pigeons that don't move. and when **** is under construction for 3829170 years. and canal street, specifically when going toward union station from congress...like what the **** is that 180 degree turn bull**** i dont need that

oh and those black guys that play songs on the kfc buckets outside of the art institute and all the touristy people are like ooooh aaaah and i'm like GET OVER IT THEY'RE NOT GOOD AND ITS TOO GODDAM LOUD

other than that, the city is great

Das Mole 02-05-2008 02:02 AM

oh p.s. happy 2000, cheez

itchythesamurai 02-05-2008 02:05 AM

Today our Cheez becomes a man! Huzzah!

Ray Jones 02-05-2008 03:57 AM

oooooo *clap clap clap* initiation rite initiation rite!!

So which one this time?

itchythesamurai 02-05-2008 12:37 PM

I am partial to the one with the socks and the whipping.

Ray Jones 02-05-2008 02:56 PM

Hm. Hm. Not Sure. You know, PETA wasn't too happy last time.

But I remember Wreck-A-Candiru to be of exclusive fun!

KingCheez 02-05-2008 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Das Mole
oh and those black guys that play songs on the kfc buckets outside of the art institute and all the touristy people are like ooooh aaaah and i'm like GET OVER IT THEY'RE NOT GOOD AND ITS TOO GODDAM LOUD

idunno, i went to some art museum thing, some white kid was playing guitar, i said "freebird" as a joke to my friend kev, the guy actually started playing, and i emptied my wallet into his guitar case without even looking at how much money i had

Das Mole 02-05-2008 08:55 PM

hmm. i dont know. i've only been there when the black guys were playing, which is like all 8 times

itchythesamurai 02-05-2008 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray Jones
But I remember Wreck-A-Candiru to be of exclusive fun!

"The dreaded Candiru, a naughty little fish with a penchant for swimming up a man's urethra!"

KingCheez 02-05-2008 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Das Mole
hmm. i dont know. i've only been there when the black guys were playing, which is like all 8 times

there is a large chance we aren't even talking about the same place, since i just went to random places for photos in chicago and i forgot what im talking about

Das Mole 02-05-2008 09:50 PM

lolz
the art institute =
http://www.worldy.info/images/articl...1owle22ip2.jpg

not that that's any help

itchythesamurai 02-06-2008 12:55 AM

That looks like that one place in Ghostbusters. That game needs to come out.

Pho3nix 02-06-2008 07:24 AM

Now that you mention it, yeah.

HI I'M THE KEYMASTER ARE YOU THE GATEKEEPER?

KingCheez 02-06-2008 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Das Mole
lolz
the art institute =
http://www.worldy.info/images/articl...1owle22ip2.jpg

not that that's any help

yeah i've been there
that definitely isn't where the guy was guitarring
but my sister used to go there
it was expensive as dick and she wasnt getting enough credits so she went to harper.


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