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SyntheticGerbil 05-09-2008 01:27 PM

Embarrassing myself
 
Suffering from a very early midlife crisis, I'm going to share my vocal skills with you guys. KEEP ME RATED HIGH!

Yeah I know... I have a myspace. I said it.

http://www.myspace.com/downatmcdonnelzzz

Just go down to the Karaoke part.

Det. Bart Lasiter 05-09-2008 02:14 PM

I liked the comments the best.

Du Man 05-09-2008 06:11 PM

I have lost all respect for you.

Samuel Dravis 05-09-2008 06:30 PM

...hi i clicked your link and then i realized that myspace was blocked in my .hosts file.

at that point i laughed

Det. Bart Lasiter 05-09-2008 11:09 PM

What do you have it resolve to?

Samnmax221 05-09-2008 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SyntheticGerbil
Suffering from a very early midlife crisis, I'm going to share my vocal skills with you guys.

Thats assuming you know what your total time alive will be, we may have to do some math if we want it done right.

SyntheticGerbil 05-10-2008 03:56 PM

I'm hoping it will be 45.

Samnmax221 05-10-2008 04:39 PM

Dying before people start nagging you to have a camera shoved up your ass seems like an acceptable goal.

SyntheticGerbil 05-10-2008 07:38 PM

In the future, that problem will no longer exist. I will have a jetpack and a naked robot woman to replace the love from real women.

Det. Bart Lasiter 05-12-2008 10:56 AM

they make dolls like that that resemble women ages 8 and up.

Du Man 05-12-2008 06:01 PM

you can even do them orally

SyntheticGerbil 05-12-2008 07:19 PM

Holy moly that was sick!

Det. Bart Lasiter 05-13-2008 05:47 AM

i liked that female dentist's voice.

Du Man 05-13-2008 12:05 PM

I'm sorry, I meant "with Oral-B". Isn't dentistry the only true love you can give to a woman?

Ray Jones 05-13-2008 12:38 PM

Ah I think I understand.

like I like the sound of female dentist's voices when they say "I can see where you're coming from, Ray" when they oral my b

SyntheticGerbil 05-13-2008 01:33 PM

ORAL MY BIGOTRY?! Right, Ray, right?!

I swear this forum has the weirdest off topic **** I've ever seen.

Ray Jones 05-13-2008 05:57 PM

balls, Sean, balls

I mean how's she supposed to "see where I'm coming from" if it'd be bigotry, Sean? Or do you think I have bigotry balls somewhere near my penis, Sean? What is it that you want, SEAN, that I cut off my iron made balls and replace them with balls of bigotry instead? So you can say oral my bigotry is a proper sentence, SEAN? CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW IRRITATING THAT'D BE, SEAN, FOR ALL THOSE FEMALE DENTISTS, SEAN!?? IT IS BALLS SEAN, BALLS, NOT BIGOTRY, BALLS, SEAN, GAWD, BALLS, SEAN, BALLS!!!

SyntheticGerbil 05-13-2008 07:51 PM

Man, that was intense, Ray. I am wordless. I suspect there may be a few issues with... I think iron balls... that you keep under the surface of your otherwise calm and cool everyday demeanor.

SyntheticGerbil 05-14-2008 07:47 PM

Sometimes I like cool music, but the 4/20 thing was at Numbers which I did the flier for, and worked the door. My friend arranged it since he has connections, but it wasn't that cool.

I'm on myspace all day at work, it's cool to meet people that don't like me in real life I guess.

The Brobee was at an Urban Outfitters in Houston, I lucked out since I know they are all sold out now. You should drive to Houston instead and buy the remaining ones, then we can hang out. Does it really take 10 hours to get to El Paso?

Ray Jones 05-15-2008 11:29 AM

has this become some sort of gay people's dating place here now?

SyntheticGerbil 05-15-2008 01:00 PM

Yeah, I don't really have the money or car stability to drive 10 hours. Sorry, but I'd hang out if given an easier chance of doing so. I was supposed to meet up with Bryan a few times but I kept screwing that up.

Anyways, yeah Ray, THIS IS A GAY DATING SITE. Put more females on the forum and maybe it may be different. I don't think girls like Sam and max very much... I have theories why, but they may be mean and chauvanistic.

Anyways, come visit me from Germany then Ray, we can go downtown and hang out with the bums. That is a surefire way to never meet women!

Ray Jones 05-15-2008 04:48 PM

except bumwomen right?

SyntheticGerbil 05-15-2008 05:20 PM

Sometimes I'm not sure those are actual women.

Sometimes on my way to work at a job I used to have I used to see large goth girls who would stand on the side of the road expecting money and have signs that they were runaways. Why would anyone give them money? Running out of eyeliner while broke and homeless?

Ray Jones 05-15-2008 05:32 PM

To feed their dogs, like those punks in front of the super market.

Du Man 05-15-2008 11:56 PM

you mean like a failed musician?

Du Man 05-17-2008 02:23 AM

....so the paper cup gives birth to them???....


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