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Ztalker 05-17-2008 11:30 AM

The Ruin a Wish Foundation

Here's a little game I got from another forum. It's called the 'Ruin a Wish foundation.'
Basically, someone posts a wish, and the next persons grants it, but just...not with the whole good result. :xp:

An example:
"I wish I had a car!"
"Granted, but unfortunately, I had to sell the wheels."

Another one:
"I wish I had a million dollars!"
"Granted, they are spread across America in the form of cents!"

I'll start:
"I wish I had an X-Wing!"

Hallucination 05-17-2008 03:00 PM

Granted, but Lucas sues you for everything you have and wins.

I wish I really was a baron.

Rabish Bini 05-18-2008 02:34 AM

Granted, but I had to remove the on, leaving you with a bar

I wish I had a knuckle sandwich

Hallucination 05-18-2008 02:42 AM

Granted, but it's being delivered to your face. Really fast.

I wish fire was cold.

Rabish Bini 05-18-2008 03:24 AM

granted but I preheated it

I wish I was a turkey

Boba Rhett 05-18-2008 03:32 AM

Granted but I'm planning on filling every one of your orifices with delicious cornbread stuffing. I also have very large hands. Brace yourself.

I wish I had a big pitcher of delicious iced tea.

Hallucination 05-18-2008 03:39 AM

Granted, and as a bonus I put cyanide in it.

I wish I could come up with an awesome wish.

Ztalker 05-18-2008 06:17 AM

Granted, but the awesome wish was considered a virus by your mailbox.

I wish I could fly!

Sabretooth 05-18-2008 09:43 AM

Granted, but you may not have the safest landing you'd like.

I wish I could erase bad memories.

Ctrl Alt Del 05-18-2008 01:19 PM

Granted, but your good ones goes with them.

I wish I had some ice-cream.

Marius Fett 05-18-2008 03:40 PM

I got you some ice cream!

But I eated it...

I wish I could walk through walls...

Hallucination 05-18-2008 04:48 PM

Granted, but you have to go at a speed dependent on what the wall is made of and how thick it is...

I wish all your base were belong to me.

Ctrl Alt Del 05-18-2008 07:37 PM

Granted, but all the others games clichés will come along. Ouch.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

Hallucination 05-18-2008 09:18 PM

Granted, but it's an octopus and thorn cake. With barbed wire frosting.

I wish I was C'Thulhu.

DarthAve 05-18-2008 10:22 PM

Granted, but he is then kidnapped and murdered by his arch nemisis.

I wish I hadn't picked to read "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" for Language Arts.

Hallucination 05-18-2008 11:31 PM

Granted, but that's because you're in Africa and can't afford to go to school.

I wish that it would snow here just enough to give everything a thin and harmless blanket of white so everyone would be happy. o_Q

Serpentine Cougar 05-19-2008 12:03 AM

Granted, but the cold weather freezes your pipes and they burst.

I wish there was a spoon.

Sabretooth 05-19-2008 02:17 AM

Granted, but there's nothing to eat.

I wish Keanu Reeves wasn't in the Matrix and Samuel L. Jackson was Morpheus.

Rabish Bini 05-19-2008 03:33 AM

Granted, but Nicholas Cage is now Trinity. Ooohhhh

I wish that ice blocks could be used as heaters

Marius Fett 05-19-2008 10:48 AM

Granted, but they are BROKEN heaters...

I wish I had a bigger....

House. :xp:

Ctrl Alt Del 05-19-2008 12:52 PM

Granted, it's located on Mars. Have a good trip.

I wish September arrived earlier this year.

Sabretooth 05-19-2008 12:56 PM

Granted, but you realise that it was April the first.

I wish I had limitless internet connectivity in my brain.

Ztalker 05-19-2008 02:37 PM

Granted, internet wires have been surgically inserted, including all spam and trojan horses.

I wish was Batman!

Marius Fett 05-19-2008 04:11 PM

Granted, but you have to wear pink instead of black.

I wish I had wings.

Hallucination 05-19-2008 06:07 PM

Granted, but they're water wings.

I wish I had a brain, or a heart, or courage.

Totenkopf 05-19-2008 06:15 PM

Granted. One brain with no intelligence, a heart as black as sin (and w/a pacemaker no less), and courage w/o convictions.

I wish we lived in a perfect world.

Sabretooth 05-19-2008 10:42 PM

Granted, but this game wouldn't work anymore.

I wish I could turn back time.

Hallucination 05-19-2008 11:55 PM

Granted, but you have to stay there.

I wish the end of the school year stress was over.

Rev7 05-20-2008 12:12 AM

Granted, however you have been assigned summer school. Njoy! :xp:

I wish to know what I want my career to be.

Marius Fett 05-20-2008 01:10 PM

Granted, it's sanitation engineer. (AKA bin man)

I wish I had pizza.

Ferc Kast 05-20-2008 04:41 PM

Granted, but it's a Mexican pizza.

I wish that I had a girlfriend.

Totenkopf 05-20-2008 05:23 PM

Granted, but she's a hutt.

I wish gasoline was only 5 cents/gal (including tax) and in abundant supply.

DarthAve 05-20-2008 05:30 PM

Granted, but then OPEC puts an embargo on us and we're screwed.

I wish for Chocolate Chip Muffins.

Hallucination 05-20-2008 06:46 PM

Granted, but there's hash in the batter so you get arrested.

I wish my long weekend didn't end yesterday. :(

Sabretooth 05-20-2008 11:20 PM

Granted, it ended day before yesterday now.

I wish I had a supercomputer that could emulate every possible video game platform.

Totenkopf 05-21-2008 12:23 AM

Granted, but it would always crash.

I wish Microsoft would stop releasing $#&%@* software before it's actually ready.

Hallucination 05-21-2008 01:00 AM

Granted. Microsoft collapsed and Mac still isn't supporting most games, so nao you ruined it.

I wish I had a delicious pie right nao.

Sabretooth 05-21-2008 03:00 AM

Granted - it's on your face right now.

I wish I was in a steampunk universe.

Totenkopf 05-21-2008 04:10 AM

You are, but it is merely 5 minutes from collapsing into a giant black hole.

I wish celebrities would stop making their cheezy porn videos.

Rabish Bini 05-21-2008 05:26 AM

Granted, but they make cheezy cooking videos instead.

I wish i dint fail my first maths exam

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