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milo 05-28-2008 11:11 AM

So Jarrod...
 
I had the weirdest dream about you last night. Somehow we met irl and we were driving around somewhere and you were like "hey i'm hungry" so we went to panda express and got these azn cheeseburgers but then you got yours and you were like "i don't want it anymore" and then I was like dammit j, so I dropped you off in this ghetto neighborhood and you got raped by these black guys.



So... that was a dream right?

Hallucination 05-28-2008 06:38 PM

Omar here.

That wasn't a dream, and we'll be having dinner together on Friday.

Det. Bart Lasiter 05-28-2008 08:16 PM

what the hell is panda express

Samuel Dravis 05-28-2008 10:18 PM

actually i just ate there on monday, it was awesome.

itchythesamurai 05-28-2008 11:57 PM

Panda Express is Americanized Chinese fast food. Pretty low quality, but sometimes it's edible.

Halo_92 05-29-2008 01:25 AM

^ yeah, i hate that stuff.

DarthAve 05-29-2008 03:42 PM

Panda Express sucks. There's this place in my mall with the 2nd greatest terryaki chicken ever.

1st best is in the Columbus Hyatt-Regency's chinese place in the food court.

Samnmax221 05-29-2008 08:34 PM

Today is the dining facility I accidentally said something about a black guy jumping out of the bushes and stealing my money. I'd unfortunately forgotten that this is Mississippi and 75% of the contractors working there are of said race. It was awkward.

itchythesamurai 05-30-2008 07:05 AM

Was there curbstomping afterwards? Because if there's anything American History X taught us, that is *not* the answer to defusing racial tension.

Das Mole 05-31-2008 07:30 PM

Quote:

Panda Express sucks. There's this place in my mall with the 2nd greatest terryaki chicken ever.
oh is it that sakkio or sarku japan whatever place. me likey

i always get double meat...

IYKWIM. AITYD.

DarthAve 05-31-2008 08:17 PM

Yeah, that's what it's called.

The best thing is they ALWAYS have the sample guy standing out in front, so I make it a point to walk by and occasionly take more than one when he's not looking.

itchythesamurai 06-01-2008 01:41 AM

You should try pushing him down and stealing his entire tray of food. The adrenaline rush would make the food just that much better.

Samnmax221 06-01-2008 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by itchythesamurai (Post 2470126)
Was there curbstomping afterwards? Because if there's anything American History X taught us, that is *not* the answer to defusing racial tension.

Strangely not. I've avoided that line for a few days now. Of course going through the line that has the morbidly depressed contractor feels almost worse somehow.


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