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Shmargin 06-02-2008 04:21 PM

Hola from McCarren Intl Airport
 
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milo 06-03-2008 12:04 AM

uh



hiya

Samuel Dravis 06-03-2008 01:45 PM

Have fun in El Paso.

hahahahahahahahha

SyntheticGerbil 06-03-2008 02:00 PM

Have fun eating PUSSY!

itchythesamurai 06-04-2008 01:46 AM

Shouldn't you always though, Gerbil? I would think the female would notice if you weren't enjoying yourself and that might in turn be detrimental to her own enjoyment.

Det. Bart Lasiter 06-04-2008 02:18 AM

unless she's into like s&m or something.

SyntheticGerbil 06-04-2008 04:03 AM

I really don't think a mad face counts as S&M.

Det. Bart Lasiter 06-04-2008 06:10 AM

i was thinking more along the lines of ''goddamnit WHY IS HE ENJOYING HIMSELF?'', which i think is perfectly reasonable when it comes to someone who gets off on whipping someone or donning a strap-on.

itchythesamurai 06-05-2008 12:08 AM

Yeah, Jmac's right. That sounds like it could lead to escalating violence and then "death by misadventure".

itchythesamurai 06-06-2008 12:00 PM

Similar train of thought. Anyone else have an irrational fear of smotherboxes?

SyntheticGerbil 06-06-2008 02:26 PM

Hey, don't link me to that at work!

Samnmax221 06-07-2008 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SyntheticGerbil (Post 2474023)
Hey, don't link me to that at work!

I knew what it was an I clicked on it anyway, and I'm sitting in the library. Still I think the faggot playing WOW at the next table will get in trouble before I do.

itchythesamurai 06-12-2008 06:34 AM

Looking up smotherboxes at the library should be permissible. It's an educational experience. And that reminds me of this time in school I got a chick to look up smegma and she got really grossed out by the picture.

Ray Jones 06-12-2008 07:40 AM

now I didn't need to look it up on the wiki no

SyntheticGerbil 06-12-2008 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by itchythesamurai (Post 2476919)
Looking up smotherboxes at the library should be permissible. It's an educational experience. And that reminds me of this time in school I got a chick to look up smegma and she got really grossed out by the picture.

I hope she ended up having sex with you though.

Det. Bart Lasiter 06-12-2008 02:21 PM

itchy already has a girlfriend and is too noble to cheat for he is an earl in my court

Samnmax221 06-12-2008 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by itchythesamurai (Post 2476919)
Looking up smotherboxes at the library should be permissible. It's an educational experience. And that reminds me of this time in school I got a chick to look up smegma and she got really grossed out by the picture.

Never mind that I was in there downloading porn.

itchythesamurai 06-14-2008 09:57 AM

Dude Jmac, don't tell people I have a girlfriend! I don't want them finding and contacting her...not that I don't love you guys. <3

Haha, and no, I didn't get to tap that.

Du Man 06-15-2008 12:58 AM

seriously, what is up with the ballsack sign?

Du Man 06-15-2008 07:40 PM

didn't know that, but I meant more in regards to the <3

Samnmax221 06-15-2008 08:46 PM

Thats a heart, as much as Itchy would like to teabag each and every one of us it wasn't in the front of his mind at the time of posting.

Det. Bart Lasiter 06-15-2008 08:48 PM

as i said itchy is an earl in my court he is above such things

itchythesamurai 06-16-2008 08:16 PM

All hail, Jmac-sama! What is thy bidding, my master?

Det. Bart Lasiter 06-16-2008 08:40 PM

make a mold of your penis, hollow it out, fill it with water, freeze it, crack the plaster off, then send the ice penis to your internet girlfriend in a cooler along with a video camera

itchythesamurai 06-16-2008 09:30 PM

Were you just singing a Daft Punk song to me...?

Det. Bart Lasiter 06-16-2008 09:34 PM

that is a distinct possibility

itchythesamurai 06-16-2008 09:35 PM

Aww, how romantic. And I'd prefer a white chocolate penis mold.

Det. Bart Lasiter 06-16-2008 09:47 PM

well, i'd prefer ice but that will do

SyntheticGerbil 06-17-2008 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by itchythesamurai (Post 2479291)
Were you just singing a Daft Punk song to me...?

Ohhhhhhhhh Jesus, so funni!

itchythesamurai 06-26-2008 12:54 AM

Gerbil, you should take your Jesus talk over to this thread.

Du Man 07-17-2008 11:21 PM

mmmm, Jesus. Now where did my Jesus crackers go to now?

itchythesamurai 07-18-2008 04:17 AM

They float on water?

SyntheticGerbil 07-18-2008 10:30 AM

I love arguing about religion!!!

itchythesamurai 07-18-2008 10:46 AM

I think The Pope is on the right track! Counterpoint?

SyntheticGerbil 07-18-2008 11:39 AM

How about all faiths get together and stop believing? What then, man, what then?!

itchythesamurai 07-20-2008 05:38 AM

Well maybe I'm just going to have to change your theme song to "Imagine" by John Lennon!

Du Man 07-21-2008 02:02 AM

Yeah, I love debating religion too. I mean really, do you prefer a chance at a threesome or being allowed to eat bacon?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq11_In9h6Q


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