Hola from McCarren Intl Airport
 

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hiya

Have fun in El Paso.

hahahahahahahahha

Have fun eating PUSSY!

Shouldn't you always though, Gerbil? I would think the female would notice if you weren't enjoying yourself and that might in turn be detrimental to her own enjoyment.

unless she's into like s&m or something.

I really don't think a mad face counts as S&M.

i was thinking more along the lines of ''goddamnit WHY IS HE ENJOYING HIMSELF?'', which i think is perfectly reasonable when it comes to someone who gets off on whipping someone or donning a strap-on.

Yeah, Jmac's right. That sounds like it could lead to escalating violence and then "death by misadventure".

Similar train of thought. Anyone else have an irrational fear of smotherboxes?

Hey, don't link me to that at work!

I knew what it was an I clicked on it anyway, and I'm sitting in the library. Still I think the faggot playing WOW at the next table will get in trouble before I do.

Looking up smotherboxes at the library should be permissible. It's an educational experience. And that reminds me of this time in school I got a chick to look up smegma and she got really grossed out by the picture.

now I didn't need to look it up on the wiki no

I hope she ended up having sex with you though.

itchy already has a girlfriend and is too noble to cheat for he is an earl in my court

Never mind that I was in there downloading porn.

Dude Jmac, don't tell people I have a girlfriend! I don't want them finding and contacting her...not that I don't love you guys. <3

Haha, and no, I didn't get to tap that.

seriously, what is up with the ballsack sign?

didn't know that, but I meant more in regards to the <3

Thats a heart, as much as Itchy would like to teabag each and every one of us it wasn't in the front of his mind at the time of posting.

as i said itchy is an earl in my court he is above such things

All hail, Jmac-sama! What is thy bidding, my master?

make a mold of your penis, hollow it out, fill it with water, freeze it, crack the plaster off, then send the ice penis to your internet girlfriend in a cooler along with a video camera

Were you just singing a Daft Punk song to me...?

that is a distinct possibility

Aww, how romantic. And I'd prefer a white chocolate penis mold.

well, i'd prefer ice but that will do

Ohhhhhhhhh Jesus, so funni!

mmmm, Jesus. Now where did my Jesus crackers go to now?

They float on water?

I love arguing about religion!!!

I think The Pope is on the right track! Counterpoint?

How about all faiths get together and stop believing? What then, man, what then?!

Well maybe I'm just going to have to change your theme song to "Imagine" by John Lennon!

Yeah, I love debating religion too. I mean really, do you prefer a chance at a threesome or being allowed to eat bacon?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq11_In9h6Q