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Das Mole 06-18-2008 01:18 AM

hai guyz its mai brthdeigh
 
cigs porn and lotto tickies for everyone kthx

Das Mole 06-18-2008 01:19 AM

just a sidenote its a bit sad that ive been here since i was 12...and for some reason i still hang around. and my post count is pitiful really

alliespixie 06-18-2008 01:49 AM

oh wow...that is impressive that you stayed here for so long but i have to agree that your post count is low *looks at my post count and sighs*

zelda 41 06-18-2008 01:48 PM

happy birfday. mine's comin up, oh joy.

milo 06-18-2008 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Das Mole (Post 2480048)
cigs porn and lotto tickies for everyone kthx

yay porns!

DarthAve 06-18-2008 03:58 PM

BON ANNIVERSAIRE DAS MOLE!

alliespixie 06-18-2008 06:41 PM

lol so how many unbirthdays do we have then?

itchythesamurai 06-26-2008 01:41 AM

Dude, how could you not buy a sword on your birthday? I thought we were cooler than that Das.

alliespixie 06-26-2008 02:14 AM

where did that come from

Das Mole 06-26-2008 05:45 PM

that depends. by sword do you mean dildo

alliespixie 06-26-2008 11:35 PM

well if that is what you are talking about then what size is it and does it come with attachments

Det. Bart Lasiter 06-26-2008 11:49 PM

does it have wifi connectivity?

alliespixie 06-26-2008 11:56 PM

can it talk to you in like 35 different languages?

DarthAve 06-27-2008 12:24 AM

WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING FAKE DICKS?

Det. Bart Lasiter 06-27-2008 01:03 AM

why not?

DarthAve 06-27-2008 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmac7142 (Post 2484973)
why not?

...touche.

We could always be discussing real ones...

Det. Bart Lasiter 06-27-2008 02:23 AM

that works too, so what kind of penises do you like ave?

Ray Jones 06-27-2008 02:25 AM

*I* have a real one. Oh yesh.

alliespixie 06-27-2008 02:45 AM

hmm interesting... and how is it?

DarthAve 06-27-2008 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmac7142 (Post 2484991)
that works too, so what kind of penises do you like ave?

I don't really have a preference... I mean I've never been in contact with one...

This thread is the thread that if my mom or dad ever came across, I would be banned from the internet forever.

alliespixie 06-27-2008 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarthAve (Post 2485220)
I don't really have a preference... I mean I've never been in contact with one...

This thread is the thread that if my mom or dad ever came across, I would be banned from the internet forever.

same here

Ray Jones 06-27-2008 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alliespixie (Post 2484996)
hmm interesting... and how is it?

tasty and hueg

DarthAve 06-27-2008 04:25 PM

Ray, how do you know its tasty without sampling it yourself??

Ewww.....

Ray Jones 06-27-2008 05:43 PM

I like to be rubbed with my manerly foam all over too :3~~~

DarthAve 06-27-2008 05:44 PM

This is just getting disgusting. Please don't make me close this for grossness.

Ray Jones 06-27-2008 05:51 PM

oo aveyrey

DarthAve 06-27-2008 06:10 PM

Raymond, maybe if you wern't so Rated X we'd be on the same page...

Det. Bart Lasiter 06-27-2008 07:50 PM

avery if i remember correctly you brought up the subject

DarthAve 06-27-2008 08:43 PM

It was Das who started not only the thread, but the discussion of dicks, albiet fake ones.

So put that in your juice box and suck it!

Det. Bart Lasiter 06-27-2008 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarthAve (Post 2484988)
...touche.

We could always be discussing real ones...

o hay look at that



































also avery your signature is hueg

DarthAve 06-27-2008 08:48 PM

I'm just trying to divert the conversation.

and my signature could always be, and has been, bigger. Hell, turtlefreak's signature is EFFING HUGE.

Hallucination 06-27-2008 10:52 PM

You know what else are huge?






Elephants.






And their pen0rz. C WUT I DID THAR?

Das Mole 06-28-2008 08:52 PM

Quote:

I like to be rubbed with my manerly foam all over too :3~~~
the correct smiley would be

B====D~~ O^=

just fyi

also its a fist-shaped dildo if you must know. not as much of a sword as it is a mace. kinda

alliespixie 06-28-2008 09:45 PM

..okay..now i know there is a group of people that are just as perverted as i am

Marius Fett 06-29-2008 03:45 PM

I've just discovered the best thread EVER.

:D

DarthAve 06-29-2008 04:57 PM

Welcome to Razputin's Domain, Marius! Where this kind of crap is common...

Det. Bart Lasiter 06-29-2008 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marius Fett (Post 2486188)
I've just discovered the best thread EVER.

:D

yeah get out before you ruin it

DarthAve 06-29-2008 08:50 PM

Jmac, don't be cruel... What's another person gonna do? Especially one who apparently is a Queen fan.

martmeister 06-29-2008 09:51 PM

Happy birthday, Das Mole!

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarthAve (Post 2485220)
This thread is the thread that if my mom or dad ever came across, I would be banned from the internet forever.

I don't think my parents would have the know-how to even get here, let alone any power to ban me from the internet. It's great buying your own connection!

Det. Bart Lasiter 06-29-2008 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarthAve (Post 2486344)
Jmac, don't be cruel... What's another person gonna do? Especially one who apparently is a Queen fan.

my islamic name is cruel al-bin salam


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