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amendemeineskoerpers 06-22-2008 12:13 PM

my real crappy drawing
hello there!

i made a sam and max picture, tell me if its good or not.

check it out!

Samnmax221 06-22-2008 02:55 PM

I actually quite like it.

Ray Jones 06-22-2008 02:59 PM

kinda funni at least

amendemeineskoerpers 06-22-2008 03:38 PM


SyntheticGerbil 06-23-2008 10:54 AM

You should change it to a gay joke where Max has sex with Sam through his anal cavity.

amendemeineskoerpers 06-23-2008 02:33 PM

oh, good idea! i got a better one:

write this idea on a piece of paper and place it into YOUR anal cavity.

you really love this idea of gay sex with sam and max, dont you?

Ray Jones 06-23-2008 04:38 PM

sean boi has a fetish for oral elephant butt secks

SyntheticGerbil 06-23-2008 05:06 PM

I don't think Sam nor Max is an elephant but boy do I love gay sex, guys!

amendemeineskoerpers 06-24-2008 02:07 PM

sean has oral elephant butt sex? who is sean boi? is he an elephant? does he have two penises? should i care?

itchythesamurai 06-26-2008 12:57 AM

Haha, maybe I should reconsider hanging out with Sean then...and yeah, the picture was a'ight. Think you did a pretty good job capturing the characters.

SyntheticGerbil 06-26-2008 10:35 AM

That's a perk, huh?

amendemeineskoerpers 06-26-2008 02:49 PM


Originally Posted by itchythesamurai (Post 2484451)
Haha, maybe I should reconsider hanging out with Sean then...and yeah, the picture was a'ight. Think you did a pretty good job capturing the characters.

thanks, but i think i only got max quite good and ****ed up drawing sam. i hate his trousers most, the crossing point with his shirt is usually hided by his tie. and the background is stupid. and i need to get a better hand writing.

somehow this smilie remembers me on syntheticgerbil ->:forkyou:

Samnmax221 06-26-2008 05:40 PM

amendemeineskoerpers 07-02-2008 09:59 AM

i'm sorry, samnmax221. i went to my extremes, i meditated, asked my granny, i even asked my sensei about this, but i dont get the message of your patriotic pic (although i dont know if it's patriotic).

maybe i'm too german for that. explain it to me! can you?! pleaaaase!

itchythesamurai 07-02-2008 04:58 PM

Well it's almost the Fourth of July (American Independence Day), so I think he was just celebrating early. And there's no better way to celebrate than with The Muppets!

amendemeineskoerpers 07-02-2008 05:27 PM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! no wonder i havent got it! but thats way too early, isnt it?

anyways, thanks itchy

itchythesamurai 07-02-2008 05:37 PM

It's never too early to celebrate America! Everybody stop what you're doing and barbecue and blow stuff up!

amendemeineskoerpers 07-03-2008 03:27 AM

celebration, bbq and explosives? so you are doing what you are doing everyday! i like america!

itchythesamurai 07-06-2008 07:10 PM

Don't forget fake tans, hair colors, and breasts! But in all seriousness, people like Joey Chestnut make me a proud merkin.

amendemeineskoerpers 07-07-2008 01:39 PM

now that you are talking about competitive eating and you being a merkin i believe we are far away from the threats original theme, arent we?

we could make a new one, like "what makes you proud of your nation?" or "what makes you a good "whatever-nation-you-are-from"-an?". you know what i mean, itchy. i have a dream...

Ray Jones 07-07-2008 03:42 PM

This thread ain't over until we have discussed the Cockring! satisfyingly.

amendemeineskoerpers 07-07-2008 04:54 PM

oh my god! he'll take hostages! get this impotent dullard a cockring, quick!!

and this one day before my retirement...

itchythesamurai 07-07-2008 07:26 PM

Ray, honey, you're German, right? Talk some sense into this guy. <3

Det. Bart Lasiter 07-08-2008 03:35 AM

would the song "high voltage" be "hochspannung" in germany? like "gefahr, gefahr! hochspannung!"

Ray Jones 07-08-2008 02:32 PM

Yah, err, schnell, schnell!

amendemeineskoerpers 07-08-2008 02:41 PM

jep, jmac, it is. looked it up?

und natürlich ein herzerfrischendes moin moin an den mr. jones!

Ray Jones 07-08-2008 04:44 PM

I'd say until you've proven to be a hot blonde herzerfrischendes, deutsches Fräulein that's somehow more like Mister Jones, Sir for you.

Det. Bart Lasiter 07-09-2008 12:53 AM

what the hell is is herzerfrischendes the only german i know is schadenfreude and what i've pulled from that movie u-571

Ray Jones 07-09-2008 09:29 AM

What do I know, it's a stupid word. Basically it's similar to when all you can think about is penetration, or in other words dreamy?

amendemeineskoerpers 07-09-2008 12:18 PM


Originally Posted by jmac7142 (Post 2491172)
what the hell is is herzerfrischendes the only german i know is schadenfreude and what i've pulled from that movie u-571

herzerfrischend is a typical german word you cant really translate. or as mr jones (sir!) would call it: stupid.

at least its from a dumb movie. long live dumb movies!

Ray Jones 07-09-2008 02:54 PM


amendemeineskoerpers 07-09-2008 03:17 PM

yep, typical. many german words like herzerfrischend arent translateable, so they are typical german.

Italic for everyone!

Det. Bart Lasiter 07-09-2008 03:36 PM

i hate different languages ****ing 90% of them can't be translated to another one without being completely ****ed jesus why can't the world be like china where everyone speaks one language or they beat you into unconsciousness

Ray Jones 07-09-2008 04:10 PM

So far I have never used herzerfrischend in 31 years.

amendemeineskoerpers 07-11-2008 04:23 PM

everybody has got a different vocabulary. i have never used it since the day i saw this movie. it just came into my mind when i posted it.

Ray Jones 07-11-2008 04:47 PM

wut movie

amendemeineskoerpers 07-12-2008 02:38 PM

i cant remember the title. it was a cartoon-style thing, the characters had very long noses. maybe you know it.

in that movie the main character somewhen yells "ein herzerfrischendes moinmoin!!" to somebody.

Samnmax221 07-12-2008 02:51 PM

Are you talking about the movie with the Claymation Jesus that a changed channels on so I could laugh at softcore porn instead?

itchythesamurai 07-12-2008 06:02 PM

Hehe, I fear the twisted kind of hardcore stuff that I'm sure you require, Eric.

Ray Jones 07-12-2008 06:19 PM

Werner, no question.

Cool bleim.

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