Monkey Business
 

So yeah, last night at work, I went into my cooler and found something very disturbing. Someone on the day shift decided to leave me the head of a pinata monkey. Even had a note letting me know it was mine. I haven't damn clue who the hell left me the monkey head.

heres a pic of it and the note

http://photos-008.ll.facebook.com/ph...29795_9649.jpg

http://photos-008.ll.facebook.com/ph...29796_9938.jpg

Do you have as little context on this as we do?

"The zoo lost its favorite member"?

This looks like the beginning of a mystery film.

I notice that whomever wrote the note said "it's" instead of "its", which is a blatant grammatical error. :carms:

i seriously have no clue who the hell sent it, what it's meaning is, and what a zoo and me would have to do with it

not even my supervisors or execs had any clue who it was from


so yeah....what the hell

Get a sample of handwriting from everyone on your shift. :p

Curious George is too cute for a piñata.

it was one of the dayside people who left the monkey

im night shift

and there are like...300+ daysiders

Extremely odd. I take it you have no real notion of who works the day shift? Maybe one of your night shift friends is friends with someone on the day shift and had him do it?

_EW_

I did it.

most of the night folk dont get along with the day folk, im one of the exceptions who knows a few of the day folk, but i didnt think well enough that one would do that

This is pretty much the greatest thread I have ever come across, and I'm not sure why.

They're calling you a monkey, which is clearly wrong as you are a chicken. Even the note left behind recognizes that.

I smell a MURDER...

Did the pinata at least have candy in it?

:rofl:

You should have expected that, Dath :D

_EW_

Why doesn't weird **** like this ever happen to me?

You arent cunning enough

its cause im just friggan awesome

quite you slacker asian, besides, that is clearly a duck

sadly no...no candy

cause im dath and youre finnish

Your name's Apollo?

My word of advice: look at the people closest to you first. Something similar to this happened to me once and it turned out to be my mom...

I also got my LF account hijacked once and it turned out to be my best friend...


Don't trust anyone.

Than once you find the mastermind behind this, force him to buy you enough candy to fill it.

Yes

im like...not that close to anyone on dayside....that whole...not working the same shifts as them kinda thing

oh i will ave, i will

And I'm guessing no one you are close to could have somehow slipped it in there making it look like it was someone from dayshift?


Why did you bother coming up with Dath Maximus when you already had an awesome name like Apollo?


[edit] *just remembered your twitter name*

Your mom left a torso-less monkey pinata in your cooler?

That's...yeah...that's gonna require some therapy...

No, while we were asleep, she wrote out a note as if it was written by the homeowner's association (even starting with "dear homeowner") about something that needed to be done in our backyard and pinned it exactly where it would be if someone had opened up our back door, reached in, and stuck it on the wall. She apparently assumed we would get the joke, but it freaked us out for awhile. Then when she explained, I felt stupid.

Play Artist: Peter Gabriel - Shock The Monkey.mp3

the monkey head currently resides on the wall in my room, i will find out who did it...oh yes....

Hmm, Godfather IV? Or maybe it's a conspiracy against you, starting with the theft of one talking Yoda.

good news, after an awkwardly long period of time, i discovered who did it

:O WHO DUN IT

TWAS COLONEL MUSTARD IN THE LIBRARY WITH THE CANDLESTICK!!!!


actually it was one of the execs who i had trained how to work flow one night

Hmm. Are the photos down? For whatever reason I can't view them at all.

what are your further plans dath

I also am curious? Did you get your candy, Apollo?

I love this thread.

Ill repost the pics later

and yes i did infact get candy, i demanded candy for the months of mental anguish

5th avenue bar baby!

Wow...just...wow...

Hmm. Well, did it smell as bad as having 3 dead raccoons in your car trunk? Happened to me once.

lol necromancy

Depends, were the raccoons filled with candy or filled with maggots?

I wish I had a spell book for that. :xp:

No, Not quite. Starting to get some signs of decay. Just road kill. Most distinctive featore of all of them were either tiremarks or squished area. I'd guess ~1-2 weeks. Withered eyes, matted fur, dirt, mold. Some blood and guts dried up. One even had a little garbage stuck to it.

The dweesh nozzle that did it happened to be some pal from a long time ago...fell out of contact. He always had an odd sense of humor. Least he was thoughtful enough to line the area with plastic garbage bags and drop cloths.

Wasn't sure how to react to it. The upclose smell hit me after the initial shock and of course I puked all over the parking lot. He jumped out having a lulfest.