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Dath Maximus 07-07-2008 08:28 AM

Monkey Business
 
So yeah, last night at work, I went into my cooler and found something very disturbing. Someone on the day shift decided to leave me the head of a pinata monkey. Even had a note letting me know it was mine. I haven't damn clue who the hell left me the monkey head.

heres a pic of it and the note

http://photos-008.ll.facebook.com/ph...29795_9649.jpg

http://photos-008.ll.facebook.com/ph...29796_9938.jpg

IG-64 07-07-2008 09:55 AM

Do you have as little context on this as we do?

Joetheeskimo 07-07-2008 10:18 AM

"The zoo lost its favorite member"?

This looks like the beginning of a mystery film.

Samuel Dravis 07-07-2008 10:24 AM

I notice that whomever wrote the note said "it's" instead of "its", which is a blatant grammatical error. :carms:

Dath Maximus 07-07-2008 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IG-64 (Post 2490324)
Do you have as little context on this as we do?

i seriously have no clue who the hell sent it, what it's meaning is, and what a zoo and me would have to do with it

not even my supervisors or execs had any clue who it was from


so yeah....what the hell

Joetheeskimo 07-07-2008 11:59 AM

Get a sample of handwriting from everyone on your shift. :p

leXX 07-07-2008 12:02 PM

Curious George is too cute for a piñata.

Dath Maximus 07-07-2008 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joetheeskimo (Post 2490388)
Get a sample of handwriting from everyone on your shift. :p

it was one of the dayside people who left the monkey

im night shift

and there are like...300+ daysiders

EnderWiggin 07-07-2008 12:58 PM

Extremely odd. I take it you have no real notion of who works the day shift? Maybe one of your night shift friends is friends with someone on the day shift and had him do it?

_EW_

ET Warrior 07-07-2008 01:05 PM

I did it.

Dath Maximus 07-07-2008 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EnderWiggin (Post 2490413)
Extremely odd. I take it you have no real notion of who works the day shift? Maybe one of your night shift friends is friends with someone on the day shift and had him do it?

_EW_


most of the night folk dont get along with the day folk, im one of the exceptions who knows a few of the day folk, but i didnt think well enough that one would do that

Pie™ 07-07-2008 01:22 PM

This is pretty much the greatest thread I have ever come across, and I'm not sure why.

Rogue Nine 07-07-2008 01:24 PM

They're calling you a monkey, which is clearly wrong as you are a chicken. Even the note left behind recognizes that.

DarthAve 07-07-2008 01:51 PM

I smell a MURDER...

Did the pinata at least have candy in it?

EnderWiggin 07-07-2008 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ET Warrior (Post 2490417)
I did it.

:rofl:

You should have expected that, Dath :D

_EW_

Pho3nix 07-07-2008 02:03 PM

Why doesn't weird **** like this ever happen to me?

Dath Maximus 07-07-2008 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ET Warrior (Post 2490417)
I did it.

You arent cunning enough

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pie™ (Post 2490426)
This is pretty much the greatest thread I have ever come across, and I'm not sure why.

its cause im just friggan awesome

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rogue Nine (Post 2490428)
They're calling you a monkey, which is clearly wrong as you are a chicken. Even the note left behind recognizes that.

quite you slacker asian, besides, that is clearly a duck

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarthAve (Post 2490445)
I smell a MURDER...

Did the pinata at least have candy in it?

sadly no...no candy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pho3nix (Post 2490460)
Why doesn't weird **** like this ever happen to me?

cause im dath and youre finnish

Mace MacLeod 07-07-2008 09:11 PM

Your name's Apollo?

IG-64 07-07-2008 10:11 PM

My word of advice: look at the people closest to you first. Something similar to this happened to me once and it turned out to be my mom...

I also got my LF account hijacked once and it turned out to be my best friend...


Don't trust anyone.

DarthAve 07-07-2008 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dath Maximus (Post 2490468)
sadly no...no candy

Than once you find the mastermind behind this, force him to buy you enough candy to fill it.

Dath Maximus 07-07-2008 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mace MacLeod (Post 2490651)
Your name's Apollo?

Yes

Quote:

Originally Posted by IG-64 (Post 2490668)
My word of advice: look at the people closest to you first. Something similar to this happened to me once and it turned out to be my mom...

I also got my LF account hijacked once and it turned out to be my best friend...


Don't trust anyone.

im like...not that close to anyone on dayside....that whole...not working the same shifts as them kinda thing

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarthAve (Post 2490669)
Than once you find the mastermind behind this, force him to buy you enough candy to fill it.

oh i will ave, i will

IG-64 07-07-2008 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dath Maximus (Post 2490680)
im like...not that close to anyone on dayside....that whole...not working the same shifts as them kinda thing

And I'm guessing no one you are close to could have somehow slipped it in there making it look like it was someone from dayshift?


Quote:

Originally Posted by Dath Maximus
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mace MacLeod
Your name's Apollo?

Yes

Why did you bother coming up with Dath Maximus when you already had an awesome name like Apollo?


[edit] *just remembered your twitter name*

Tyrion 07-08-2008 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IG-64 (Post 2490668)
My word of advice: look at the people closest to you first. Something similar to this happened to me once and it turned out to be my mom...

Your mom left a torso-less monkey pinata in your cooler?

That's...yeah...that's gonna require some therapy...

IG-64 07-08-2008 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrion (Post 2490713)
Your mom left a torso-less monkey pinata in your cooler?

That's...yeah...that's gonna require some therapy...

No, while we were asleep, she wrote out a note as if it was written by the homeowner's association (even starting with "dear homeowner") about something that needed to be done in our backyard and pinned it exactly where it would be if someone had opened up our back door, reached in, and stuck it on the wall. She apparently assumed we would get the joke, but it freaked us out for awhile. Then when she explained, I felt stupid.

Darth Groovy 07-08-2008 12:53 AM

Play Artist: Peter Gabriel - Shock The Monkey.mp3

Dath Maximus 07-08-2008 06:28 AM

the monkey head currently resides on the wall in my room, i will find out who did it...oh yes....

narfblat 07-10-2008 02:16 AM

Hmm, Godfather IV? Or maybe it's a conspiracy against you, starting with the theft of one talking Yoda.

Dath Maximus 03-19-2009 09:52 AM

good news, after an awkwardly long period of time, i discovered who did it

Jeff 03-19-2009 10:10 AM

:O WHO DUN IT

Dath Maximus 03-19-2009 01:48 PM

TWAS COLONEL MUSTARD IN THE LIBRARY WITH THE CANDLESTICK!!!!


actually it was one of the execs who i had trained how to work flow one night

MrWally 03-19-2009 04:18 PM

Hmm. Are the photos down? For whatever reason I can't view them at all.

Ray Jones 03-19-2009 04:47 PM

what are your further plans dath

DarthAve 03-19-2009 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray Jones (Post 2603637)
what are your further plans dath

I also am curious? Did you get your candy, Apollo?

BongoBob 03-20-2009 10:06 AM

I love this thread.

Dath Maximus 03-20-2009 03:09 PM

Ill repost the pics later

and yes i did infact get candy, i demanded candy for the months of mental anguish

5th avenue bar baby!

Kain 03-22-2009 03:38 PM

Wow...just...wow...

Darth Avlectus 04-16-2009 12:00 AM

Hmm. Well, did it smell as bad as having 3 dead raccoons in your car trunk? Happened to me once.

BongoBob 04-16-2009 12:12 AM

lol necromancy

TiE23 04-16-2009 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GTA:SWcity (Post 2614865)
Hmm. Well, did it smell as bad as having 3 dead raccoons in your car trunk? Happened to me once.

Depends, were the raccoons filled with candy or filled with maggots?

Darth Avlectus 04-16-2009 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BongoBob (Post 2614871)
lol necromancy

I wish I had a spell book for that. :xp:

Quote:

Originally Posted by TiE23 (Post 2614934)
Depends, were the raccoons filled with candy or filled with maggots?

No, Not quite. Starting to get some signs of decay. Just road kill. Most distinctive featore of all of them were either tiremarks or squished area. I'd guess ~1-2 weeks. Withered eyes, matted fur, dirt, mold. Some blood and guts dried up. One even had a little garbage stuck to it.

The dweesh nozzle that did it happened to be some pal from a long time ago...fell out of contact. He always had an odd sense of humor. Least he was thoughtful enough to line the area with plastic garbage bags and drop cloths.

Wasn't sure how to react to it. The upclose smell hit me after the initial shock and of course I puked all over the parking lot. He jumped out having a lulfest.


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