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Det. Bart Lasiter 07-14-2008 03:22 PM

the most horrific discovery ever made ever
 
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search

hey what's that at the top of the page is it david ****ing bowie's 1983 masterpiece? NO IT IS ****ING MILEY CYRUS' 2007 CHUNK OF RAW AURAL ****




**** YOU MANKIND

Samuel Dravis 07-14-2008 03:45 PM

link to miley cyrus' forum please jaymack

Det. Bart Lasiter 07-14-2008 03:55 PM

she has a chat on her site.

also i sent an email to google's security team so hopefully they'll get on this asap.

Ray Jones 07-15-2008 05:29 PM

I once had a girl who liked David very mucho. She was, you know, really...good.

David made all this possible.

itchythesamurai 07-16-2008 01:12 AM

I'd totally go gay for David Bowie. He's the cat's pajamas.

Samnmax221 07-16-2008 06:26 PM

I liked Labyrinth a lot. I bolted my door one night so I could watch it without interruption, thing is I forgot to unbolt the door so my roommate could get in. He had been out drinking underage which is a big nono around here, and ended up sleeping in a common area overnight.

Samnmax221 07-20-2008 01:25 PM

Last night my stupid roommate had someone wake me up cause he wanted me to make him a hot pocket, I told him to **** off and tried to fall back asleep. I couldn't fall back to sleep so I waited in the darkness for him to return. Hearing his key slide into the door I flung it open threw a frozen hot pocket into his face and threw the dead bolt. I eventually let him back in so the on call training leader wouldn't be called in. I then threw some of his things around the room yelled at him, called him a garbage baby, and then threw his glass across the room and dislodged one of the lenses. I'm probably in trouble now.

Ray Jones 07-20-2008 01:41 PM

Clearly. what you need is a well done blow job and also sex afterwards.

Samnmax221 07-20-2008 01:49 PM

Oh I know. I can probably have lots of that when I have my own room.

itchythesamurai 07-20-2008 11:21 PM

Eric, you sound like you're becoming like Russell Crowe. I want sexy pictures, buddy.

Ray Jones 07-21-2008 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samnmax221
Oh I know. I can probably have lots of that when I have my own room.

WOT? Nah son, your room mate is an idiot anyways, get as many BJs as possible, and make sure he enters the room every time when you go off and she has it dripping from her eyes, nose and lips, demanding moar inze budd.

SHOW HIM PENSI ENVY DUED!!!

Det. Bart Lasiter 07-21-2008 02:59 PM

when you shoot a load in a girl's eyes it makes them all red and it burns their eyes.

dont shoot your sticky load in a girl's eyes.

http://sub2change.com/wp-content/upl..._you_know2.jpg

Ray Jones 07-21-2008 03:11 PM

you rite bro i meant more like lid+lash style its awesome

Det. Bart Lasiter 07-21-2008 03:13 PM

oh yeah i forgot the most important deterrent to shooting semen in eyes: bite marks on your penis

Ray Jones 07-21-2008 03:43 PM

teeth are always an interesting experience, jay

Det. Bart Lasiter 07-21-2008 03:49 PM

well, if they're introduced to the bj in question in a playful manner however a scorned woman/man/organic blowjob machine taking a chunk out of one's penis seems less interesting and more ffffffffffff

SyntheticGerbil 07-21-2008 05:43 PM

This is thread is way out of control. WAY WAY OUTTA CONTROLEEERLERER

Ray Jones 07-21-2008 07:36 PM

LERLERLERLERLERLERLERLER

or, like the chinese man would say

LELLELLELLELLELLELLELLEL


he he he

Samnmax221 07-26-2008 02:24 PM

Thankfully I'll be rid of him in 2 months(That is unless he ****s up a test, or his orders get ****ed up and he doesn't leave on time). Really I'm happy I didn't get in trouble for any of the things I did. It's good to be a weekend warrior.

itchythesamurai 07-29-2008 11:01 AM

Aww, I hated my roommate last year in college. I sympathize, man. Back on topic, I found something pretty horrific:

http://www.rosha.co.uk/iams2.jpg

Samnmax221 08-01-2008 06:17 PM

That's pretty horrific. On a negative note my dirtbag roommate lied to me about cleaning his drawers, we failed a room inspection, and now I'm spending a week back in phase 1(Have to remain in uniform if I want to leave the dormitory, curfew, can't leave the base). I will make him miserable now.

itchythesamurai 08-02-2008 03:56 AM

Be sure to give us updates on that, Eric. I enjoy living vicariously through you.

Samnmax221 08-02-2008 03:17 PM

Yah. So I'm sitting in the library thoroughly enjoying my phase 1 weekend, in uniform of course, and then I realize I forgot to shave. That's a big nono.

itchythesamurai 08-02-2008 09:50 PM

Did you get caught?

itchythesamurai 08-03-2008 11:20 AM

Shmargin! How dare you take Eric for a deserter! Also, you're only one post away from 500. Heh, and I thought I was a slow poster...

Samnmax221 08-03-2008 01:11 PM

No I didn't get caught.

Samnmax221 08-10-2008 01:10 PM

I think he called a phone sex line last night while he thought I was sleeping, or he just had a really bizarre conversation with his mom. I'll be checking his call log now.

Shmargin 08-10-2008 07:12 PM

Come on man, its hard to masturbate when you sleep in the same room as another man, give him a break.

Samnmax221 08-13-2008 06:00 PM

The next day he was suddenly $100 in the hole, wonder how that happened?

Det. Bart Lasiter 08-13-2008 07:42 PM

blood rituals

Samnmax221 08-16-2008 03:28 PM

I believe only Jews bleed money. He doesn't resemble one. http://www.xs4all.nl/~ernstmul/image.../jsmile001.gif

Det. Bart Lasiter 08-16-2008 06:16 PM

someone made a blood sacrifice and summoned the $100.

Samnmax221 08-16-2008 06:49 PM

The possibility had not occurred to me.

Det. Bart Lasiter 08-16-2008 07:00 PM

that's why i get paid the big bucks :cool:


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