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Ray Jones 07-23-2008 04:30 PM

the 1,000,001 uses season 2 (c) Das Mole
 
Duct tape! Gotta love it, don'tcha?

Quote:

in this thread, we're going to list the 1,000,001 uses for duct tape. try to only post 1 use per post as well as only post the use, and nothing else that would be called "extraneous". do them in order and number them
LEARN HOW.


#89

Tired of "This message is hidden because Davinq is on your ignore list"?

Duct tape it off your screen nao.

Da_man 07-23-2008 04:55 PM

#90

Make yourself a duct tape Guitar Hero controller with microwave parts.

Det. Bart Lasiter 07-23-2008 05:00 PM

#91

don't like someone? suffocate them in a duct tape tomb!

Inyri 07-23-2008 05:04 PM

#92

Fatally wounded a friend? Apply duct tape and save a life!

Marius Fett 07-23-2008 05:08 PM

#93

Tape your cats legs together.

Ray Jones 07-23-2008 05:16 PM

of the 1,000,001 uses none I can remember of will hurt animals only those who try :carms:

#93 got a tattoo while you were drunk and no likey?

Duct tape will help it.

Inyri 07-23-2008 05:24 PM

#94

Down ****'s creek without a paddle? Construct one out of duct tape!

Das Mole 07-23-2008 05:42 PM

#95

duct tape can be used as a contraceptive in lieu of a condom. or in lieu of a diaphragm, either way

or better yet it's a cheap alternative to the patch

Ray Jones 07-23-2008 05:46 PM

#96

Apropos patch.

When applied over the internet socket, duct tape will make Windows secure once for all.

EnderWiggin 07-23-2008 05:57 PM

#97: Friend rip your headphone wire? Duct tape makes the music come back to life!

(True story!)

_EW_

Das Mole 07-23-2008 06:09 PM

#98: [duct tape] can be used to cover up your preemie tittays when you're posing topless in front of a lesbian photographer for vanity fair magazine

Da_man 07-23-2008 07:23 PM

#99

Rip a priceless portrait? Duct tape to the rescue!

Jae Onasi 07-23-2008 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Das Mole (Post 2499163)
#95

duct tape can be used as a contraceptive in lieu of a condom. or in lieu of a diaphragm, either way

or better yet it's a cheap alternative to the patch

That only works if you're taping the girl's legs shut.

Here's a use for duct tape.

EnderWiggin 07-23-2008 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jae Onasi (Post 2499308)
That only works if you're taping the girl's legs shut.

Here's a use for duct tape.

:rofl:

And that's #100 and #101, by the way.

_EW_

KingCheez 07-24-2008 06:16 AM

1000 this thread sux

Ray Jones 07-24-2008 07:13 AM

ooo cheez ;_____________;

#102 Cockring!

Smon 07-25-2008 11:16 AM

Is this the fate of RD? To be a sort of old show, new style network for everyone? I for one cannot stand TV Land, can you?

103: Use a marker to put 140.15 on it and tape it to your back, then legally change your name to C.D. Case.

TriggerGod 07-25-2008 01:16 PM

104: In the middle of a Covert operation, someone snaps your gun in half. No worries, Duct tape it back together.

EnderWiggin 07-25-2008 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TriggerGod (Post 2500254)
104: In the middle of a Covert operation, someone snaps your gun in half. No worries, Duct tape it back together.

#105:

Someone annoying on the forums? No big deal.

Duct tape their fingers together and you'll only see "iunmrast1ropidf kjfmf." :D

_EW_

Inyri 07-25-2008 02:23 PM

#106

Don't want to see "iunmrast1ropidf kjfmf"? Create a duct tape cocoon around the person!

Det. Bart Lasiter 07-25-2008 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TriggerGod (Post 2500254)
104: In the middle of a Covert operation, someone snaps your gun in half. No worries, Duct tape it back together.

hello my name is jmac from the iifps and i'm here to inform you that you have made a horrible post

EnderWiggin 07-25-2008 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmac7142 (Post 2500314)
hello my name is jmac from the iifps and i'm here to inform you that you have made a horrible post

:lol:

IIFPS?

_EW_

Det. Bart Lasiter 07-25-2008 04:04 PM

if you were supposed to know you'd know :carms:

KingCheez 07-25-2008 04:59 PM

OH MY GOD IIFPS
EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE THREAD QUICK OH MY GOD HURRY

Det. Bart Lasiter 07-25-2008 05:02 PM

basically

Ray Jones 07-25-2008 05:29 PM

and all that because of horribel post

Det. Bart Lasiter 07-25-2008 05:48 PM

friends dont let friends be unfunny and post on the internet

Ray Jones 07-25-2008 05:51 PM

Atucally, I think about hijacking the topic.

Det. Bart Lasiter 07-25-2008 05:54 PM

rayston i dont think you can hijack your own topic do you want me to hijack it for you

Ray Jones 07-25-2008 05:57 PM

yah massa

Det. Bart Lasiter 07-25-2008 06:16 PM

ok then new topic:

http://i36.tinypic.com/k0ljjl.jpg

EnderWiggin 07-25-2008 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmac7142 (Post 2500326)
if you were supposed to know you'd know :carms:

:(

I'll just go sit in the corner then :xp:

_EW_

Ray Jones 07-26-2008 07:45 AM

what language is that jmac id guess something azn but i guess id guess that for any written stuff looking like azn

TriggerGod 07-26-2008 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmac7142 (Post 2500377)
friends dont let friends be unfunny and post on the internet

the irony level in this thread just increased.

EnderWiggin 07-26-2008 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TriggerGod (Post 2500828)
the irony level in this thread just increased.

Are you implying that jaymack is not funny?

You shall perish for this insult.

_EW_

Det. Bart Lasiter 07-26-2008 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray Jones (Post 2500749)
what language is that jmac id guess something azn but i guess id guess that for any written stuff looking like azn

korean

Ray Jones 07-30-2008 02:54 PM

how many azn languages do you speak jmo

Det. Bart Lasiter 07-30-2008 04:14 PM

just jap-o i'm thinking of learning chinese because there's like a billion of them though

itchythesamurai 07-31-2008 03:05 AM

Yes Jmac, learn their language to curry favor before they conquer the world.

alliespixie 07-31-2008 10:11 PM

then one day you can rule the world with a microphone


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