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Darth InSidious 12-03-2008 10:48 PM

Let us sing a merry song-like song
One lyric at a time:

There is a house in Turner's Green,

Sabretooth 12-03-2008 10:54 PM

Where lives the ghost of Dr. Breen

Litofsky 12-04-2008 03:45 PM

Who remains convinced that the world is very mean

Smon 12-04-2008 03:47 PM

So he summoned up zombie ghoasts

Litofsky 12-04-2008 04:00 PM

And shouted out the boast

zelda 41 12-04-2008 04:13 PM

Because he was the host.

Sabretooth 12-04-2008 09:50 PM

And along came a dastardly maiden fair

Darth InSidious 12-04-2008 10:06 PM

Who sat down with a silly bear

Sabretooth 12-05-2008 09:50 AM

And shared with him a deep-fried chocolate eclair.

Litofsky 12-05-2008 03:46 PM

Until upon came a mare

zelda 41 12-05-2008 05:13 PM

The Mare asked to the bear

Darth InSidious 12-05-2008 05:19 PM

"Say, that ain't no square?!"

Litofsky 12-05-2008 05:24 PM

Was the reply: "No, 'tis a fare!"

Sabretooth 12-05-2008 11:18 PM

And then the Ghost of Breen undertook

zelda 41 12-05-2008 11:33 PM

A book so epic that the ground shook.

Samnmax221 12-06-2008 12:22 AM

So I kicked her in her nook.

Sabretooth 12-06-2008 12:34 AM

Feeling this blow, the maiden bequeathed

Det. Bart Lasiter 12-06-2008 01:18 AM

**** yall bitches imma cut you and make yo veins leak

Litofsky 12-06-2008 10:36 AM

And in came a raven with a diamond beak

zelda 41 12-06-2008 02:42 PM

Who, because of such a scene, could not speak

Litofsky 12-06-2008 02:45 PM

Fluttering its wings in a manner of despair

Samnmax221 12-06-2008 07:02 PM

trying to clean manjam out of its hair.

Litofsky 12-06-2008 07:09 PM

Upon which it picked out a freshly grown pear

Samnmax221 12-06-2008 08:07 PM

and shoved it up its butt for dare.

Litofsky 12-06-2008 08:09 PM

"My oh my!" said a monstrous beast

Samnmax221 12-06-2008 08:45 PM

lets have a watermelon feast!

Litofsky 12-06-2008 08:50 PM

And so out was brought the yeast

Smon 12-07-2008 12:17 AM



Samnmax221 12-07-2008 02:57 PM


Litofsky 12-07-2008 03:04 PM

"Nay, Good Sir!" it exclaimed with vehemence

Samnmax221 12-07-2008 04:13 PM

Lets recompense, for you are a whore.

Litofsky 12-07-2008 04:20 PM

"I'm offended!" the tiger exclaimed

Samnmax221 12-07-2008 11:34 PM

but he was a furry so I killed him with flames.

Smon 12-08-2008 09:47 AM

what-ev-er happened to the...


Litofsky 12-08-2008 03:57 PM

Amongst the ravenous, flickering flames, they were transformed into zeroes.

Samnmax221 12-08-2008 05:12 PM

and the bickering family members remained.

Litofsky 12-08-2008 05:52 PM

Until they were convicted and blamed

CommanderQ 12-08-2008 05:56 PM

and proven to all be ashamed

Litofsky 12-08-2008 06:06 PM

Upon which a mighty laugh escaped!

CommanderQ 12-08-2008 06:08 PM

But strangely all their mouths were taped

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