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Dath Maximus 02-22-2009 05:18 AM

CHEAP NIKE SHOES!!! LULZ!!!1111
 
As many of you pods of biowaste know, I have a tendency to harbor hatred and malice toward people or things just because I have severe mental and emotional issues. One example is Jack Johnson, his music isn't half bad, but if I ever met him, I'd introduce him to my two lady friends Princess Christine and Lady sarah (right and left fists respectively) and let them go to town like Niner on a coke binge (thats right, Rogue9 is a cocaine addict.)

I also have a profound hatred of the color magenta and albino squirrels.

So Im curious if anyone else has any profound hatreds of anything with no real rational backings.

Also any tard noobs that post in this thread surrender all rights they have as a human being and thus give their consent for me to harass in any way i see fit.

jon_hill987 02-22-2009 06:10 AM

I hate it when people don't know the difference between their, there and they're.
I hate people putting "init" at the end of a sentence, especially where it doesn't make sense even if they said "isn't it".

Pho3nix 02-22-2009 06:35 AM

It'd be easier for me to make a list of things I don't hate. Which is, evidently, quite a short list.

Pie™ 02-22-2009 08:03 AM

I'll tell you what I don't hate. I don't hate vests.

RoxStar 02-22-2009 10:49 AM

The term "win-win scenario" bugs the everliving **** out of me!

MrWally 02-22-2009 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Pie™ (Post 2592793)
I'll tell you what I don't hate. I don't hate vests.

Good.

I don't hate guys who wear scarfs inside. A lot of my friends do, but I honestly don't care. I think there's a large handful of people who can pull it off and look good.


I DO hate female white librarians. I don't think I've ever had a good experience with one of them.

Hallucination 02-22-2009 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MrWally (Post 2592872)
I DO hate female white librarians. I don't think I've ever had a good experience with one of them.

I once knew a kid who hated them, too. Turns out he thought that 'librarian' meant 'prostitute'. Which is probably why he has problems with the term 'late fees'.

Anthony 02-22-2009 03:25 PM

I have an irrational hatred for SUVs and vans. Every time one pulls infront of me I get pissed off and change lanes if possible. I also hate red lights, and waiting for pedestrians to cross the road.

I have an irrational hatred for apple products. I ****ing HATE iphones.

Actually hell I'll just make a list:
- World of Warcraft - do not talk about this game near me
- Walmart - I dont care if I can buy stuff cheaper there, i refuse to buy a single thing from walmart.
- Starbucks
- Radio advertisements
- Radio calibre "soft rock"
- People who chew loudly/ with their mouth open (this would appear rational except it pisses me off to the point of blowing up at them)
- Mcdonalds
- Obese people - This one is rather specific and maybe some of you will take offense to it but seriously, if you're THAT fat and youre not doing anything about it, gtfo. and when I say obese I don't mean overweight, I mean close to blimp size.
- People who walk slowly infront of you - I run into these people on purpose
- People speaking loudly to me when the surroundings are quiet.
- Parents who let their kids cry endlessly

I'll update this list with about 10000 other things when I get back from work

MrWally 02-22-2009 03:52 PM

You have a couple legit ones, Anthony. The one that bothers me though is the obese one. Sure, I can understand what you're saying, but a lot of people are obese due to medical reasons--they honestly can't do much about their weight.

Jeff 02-22-2009 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 2592979)
- Obese people - This one is rather specific and maybe some of you will take offense to it but seriously, if you're THAT fat and youre not doing anything about it, gtfo. and when I say obese I don't mean overweight, I mean close to blimp size.
- People who walk slowly infront of you - I run into these people on purpose

Both of these are on my list. I know I'm terrible but I couldn't live with myself if I was obese. And I encounter slow-walkers almost daily walking to class and they really need to gtfo of the way.

Det. Bart Lasiter 02-22-2009 07:49 PM

how am i supposed to walk fast AND stare aimlessly up at the sky

RoxStar 02-22-2009 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by jmac7142 (Post 2593197)
how am i supposed to walk fast AND stare aimlessly up at the sky

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget....est-segway.jpg

:D!

Anthony 02-22-2009 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MrWally (Post 2593026)
You have a couple legit ones, Anthony. The one that bothers me though is the obese one. Sure, I can understand what you're saying, but a lot of people are obese due to medical reasons--they honestly can't do much about their weight.

I guess I forgot to include that but you can usually tell when its for a medical reason and when its not. for example seeing some 400 pound person...eating, on a bus.

Det. Bart Lasiter 02-22-2009 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxStar (Post 2593207)

he aint walkin

RoxStar 02-22-2009 09:37 PM

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he aint walkin

He's Walken now ! :emodanc:

Also I hate cheese.

BongoBob 02-22-2009 09:39 PM

Needs moar cowbell.

Lightsaberboy 02-22-2009 10:02 PM

people who say PIN number or ATM machine. redundant, much?

RoxStar 02-22-2009 10:05 PM

Add "Excessively Negative People" to that list.


Wait woops...

DarthAve 02-22-2009 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 2592979)
- People who walk slowly infront of you - I run into these people on purpose

My school has so many people like that. They walk insanely slow down the hallway, get right in front of you when you try to pass them, and call you out like your some kind of bitch when the bell rings in 5 seconds and you're going to be late to class. >.>

I especially hate when tall people are like this. Because those with long legs have long strides, and they are just wasting their efficiency. Because I have short legs and running down the hallway with half your locker's contents in heels as your teacher gives you the stare isn't always ideal.

Also when people you barely know try to intrude into your relationships and what goes on behind closed doors...

Lastly, parents who push their kids towards the giant kitty kat mascot when they're obviously afraid and going to cry if near me. Ignorant *******s...

Det. Bart Lasiter 02-22-2009 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DarthAve (Post 2593281)
Also when people you barely know try to intrude into your relationships and what goes on behind closed doors...

yes well police generally have a problem with felonies

EnderWiggin 02-22-2009 11:43 PM

:lol:

_EW_

Tyrion 02-23-2009 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by DarthAve (Post 2593281)
Also when people you barely know try to intrude into your relationships and what goes on behind closed doors...

The freedom to privately snort coke off your boyfriend's belly while burning a bible while reading aloud from the Communist Manifesto all the while wearing a giant kitty kat mascot costume is a God given, Constitutionally protected right.

TiE23 02-23-2009 01:57 AM

People who think if they blog enough about problems in the world they can fix it.

People like Angelina Jolie.

To a certain extent the ideas most of the people in my English class hold, they're such liberal hippie pu---ies it makes me wanna tear my hair out. Now, I'm a balanced dude and I voted Democrat (like that matters, bleh), but gawd, these people must have their heads up their asses and all they can see is candy and sunshine.
They actually talked about the good sides of banning PB&J sandwiches from public schools because some people have allergies to peanuts. They tangled with the technicalities of enacting a ban like that until my teacher finally reached a moment of common sense and mentioned "people's free will to do what they want".

Idiots on the internet who refuse to type correctly, use actual words, proper punctuation, spelling, sentence structure, paragraphs, etc. Sure, I understand using short hand in instant messaging or text messaging, but on forums? F*CK!

Ditto to jonhill --- "people don't know the difference between their, there and they're."


Err, can't think of anything else at the moment.

Tyrion 02-23-2009 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by TiE23 (Post 2593363)
To a certain extent the ideas most of the people in my English class hold, they're such liberal hippie pu---ies it makes me wanna tear my hair out. Now, I'm a balanced dude and I voted Democrat (like that matters, bleh), but gawd, these people must have their heads up their asses and all they can see is candy and sunshine.
They actually talked about the good sides of banning PB&J sandwiches from public schools because some people have allergies to peanuts. They tangled with the technicalities of enacting a ban like that until my teacher finally reached a moment of common sense and mentioned "people's free will to do what they want".

I take it you didn't raise up a response?

Det. Bart Lasiter 02-23-2009 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by TiE23 (Post 2593363)
They actually talked about the good sides of banning PB&J sandwiches from public schools because some people have allergies to peanuts. They tangled with the technicalities of enacting a ban like that until my teacher finally reached a moment of common sense and mentioned "people's free will to do what they want".

peanut allergies can be deadly and even indirect contact can result in an allergic reaction?

TiE23 02-23-2009 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Tyrion (Post 2593368)
I take it you didn't raise up a response?

Oh no, I did. The peanut issue was just one of three or four things they talked about. I repeatedly raised the up the issue of why banning things can be unnecessary, ineffective, and bad. One of my arguments was that it would just be pointless because anyone who had these allergies would know enough to steer clear of them. And that's on top of the fact that (in elementary schools at least) teachers often know which students have allergies to what, with epee pens always at the ready in a the nurse's office. We can't just ban everything that may be harmful. Also, it's important to mention that in our discussion it was only about banning it from being sold at school lunch, and wouldn't stop kids from bringing in their own sandwiches.

Oh, if you have a kid who basically goes into shock at the mere scent of peanuts, then yeah, that's a different story.

----

Oh, and I hate people who are afraid for their kids lives whenever they have a cough, spraying Lysol all over everything. Buying only overpriced food that claim to be "organic" - which is complete bull**** 80% of the time.

Dath Maximus 02-23-2009 09:21 AM

ill post a whole shabaggle of my hatreds tonight, you people have no clue how full of rage i truly am

Kuuki 02-23-2009 10:39 AM

Aw, does Dathy need a nice big hug?


...from a stripper? :joy:

narfblat 02-23-2009 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by jon_hill987 (Post 2592779)
I hate it when people don't know the difference between their, there and they're.

Your right, I hate them to. :p

MrWally 02-23-2009 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by narfblat (Post 2593846)
Your right, I hate them to. :p

I also hate it when people don't know the difference between "your" and "you're."

:P

Lynk Former 02-24-2009 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by MrWally (Post 2593860)
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Originally Posted by narfblat (Post 2593846)
Your right, I hate them to. :p

I also hate it when people don't know the difference between "your" and "you're."

:P

I hate it when someone points out one mistake but then doesn't point out the other mistake.

"to"... should be "too"

:p

Pie™ 02-24-2009 07:55 AM

I hate it when people don't get an obvious joke.

MrWally 02-24-2009 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Lynk Former (Post 2593996)
I hate it when someone points out one mistake but then doesn't point out the other mistake.

"to"... should be "too"

:p


Ah yes. The "to" and "too" doesn't bother me as much, though. What really gets me is when people use a "2" to replace "to" or "too." Or, even worse, when they actually write out "two" and use it incorrectly.

Dath Maximus 02-24-2009 10:55 AM

Alright all you filthy filthy spawns of street hookers that had the misfortune of having a burst contraceptive, it's time I list a few of the things that really piss me off. Now I could probably write an entire book about such things, and half of you would no doubt be mentioned in that book (tyrion, m@rs, and other retarded piles of excrement) So I'll just list off a few of the more major things.

Number 1, yuppie christians. If there was ever a group of people that needed to make special kool aid and off themselves its these people. These are some of the most prejudice *******s in the world. They also happen to enjoy shoving their beliefs in your faith in the name of god. Typically anyone who goes around saying "I'm a christian!" in any form of communication based medium has a 99% chance of being one of these puss ridden boils on society. Now I'm not saying all christians are bad, I know many devote christians who i respect, hell I'm catholic. But if you find yourself offended by this, than you can go screw yourself, youre probably a yuppie.

Small yappy dogs. Very similar to yuppie christians, very annoying and easy to beat the bejesus out of. What makes these abominations of the canine world even more unbearable are the owners who insist on shoving the fugly ass rats in your face and say "GIVE ****HEADDOG KISSES!!"

People who go into great detail about ordering a ****ing cup of coffee. No one cares taht you NEED low fat half calf ****, order a cup of coffee like hte rest of the world and drink it, stop pussifying stuff.

Suburban white folk. Now before you people say "Hey, you're white and live in the suburbs!" Keep in mind I grew up in the south on the very rough poor side of town filled with lots of gang violence, I'm anything but suburban and white. These damn honky sons of bitches go around thinking they are all important and stick their noses up at anyone who isnt white and preppy. And the moment they leave the suburb they automatically think they are now worldly and can thrive anywhere. If they acted the way they did in the neighborhood I grew up in they would have had the crap beaten out of them on a daily basis.

Lastly for this post, if you people couldn't tell, I hate retarded n00bs. The dumber you are around me, the more hatred I feel toward you and the more malicious I will be.

leXX 02-24-2009 11:00 AM

This is why I love Dath.

RoxStar 02-24-2009 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Dath Maximus (Post 2594077)
Alright all you filthy filthy spawns of street hookers that had the misfortune of having a burst contraceptive

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Originally Posted by leXX (Post 2594080)
This is why I love Dath.

Dath is 1/2 Chris Farley 1/2 Lord Voldemort.

Black Knight of Keno 02-24-2009 12:04 PM

I have a deep-ridden hatred towards my local GameStop. Mainly their advertising of buying any used games. When it just opened, I notice the advertisement about buying games for cash, believe it or not there aren't that many stores around here that do that, and of course went there with a backpack full of games I wanted to get rid of. Games I had played through several times but were in great condition, games I had first bought individually and later gotten in some sort of collection, games I had lost interest in after a few hours of gameplay and so on. So, I get there and get ready to sell my PC games, just to learn that they won't accept them, because of some mumbo-jumbo about not being able to guarantee the condition of the games. I say pfah! Screw them and their silly store.

Although, I have frequented it at later dates due to their excellent collection of "three for the price of two" games. Cheap, great games. Awesome. I still hate 'em though. Damn snobbish douches... -shakes fist-

Another thing I hate is when people offer cheap Nike shoes but won't live up to the promise of said free shoes. I want my cheap Nike shoes, dammit!

Dath Maximus 02-24-2009 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxStar (Post 2594108)
Dath is 1/2 Chris Farley 1/2 Lord Voldemort.

quoted in my sig because its awesome and true

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Originally Posted by Black Knight of Keno (Post 2594116)
Another thing I hate is when people offer free Nike shoes but won't live up to the promise of said free shoes. I want my free Nike shoes, dammit!

i only give the nike shoes to real people, not black knights from keno, racist but true

Black Knight of Keno 02-24-2009 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Dath Maximus (Post 2594118)
i only give the nike shoes to real people, not black knights from keno, racist but true

Then stop lurking in the shadowy corners of my bedroom!

Pho3nix 02-24-2009 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Dath Maximus (Post 2594118)
i only give the nike shoes to real people, not black knights from keno, racist but true

He's Finnish don't give him anything.


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