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zelda 41 08-08-2009 11:12 PM

LET'S MAKE A CREEPY PASTA
 
To revive the forum.

If you don't know what CreepyPasta is, look it up.

Hallucination 08-08-2009 11:37 PM

Are we talking about spooky spaghetti or frightening farfalle?

Sabretooth 08-09-2009 10:12 AM

Hmm, I don't know, we only get Sunfeast Pasta Treat. Can't say I like pasta enough to try another brand...

zelda 41 08-11-2009 06:49 PM

...Oh y god, how did I know you guys would do something like that. :l

Darth InSidious 08-11-2009 07:06 PM

Thrice the brindled cat hath mew'd.
Thrice and once, the hedge-pig whin'd.
Harpier cries:—'tis time! 'tis time!

Round about the cauldron go;
In the poison'd entrails throw.—
Toad, that under cold stone,
Days and nights has thirty-one;
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot!

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,—
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Scale of dragon; tooth of wolf;
Witches' mummy; maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark;
Root of hemlock digg'd i the dark;
Liver of blaspheming Jew;
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Sliver'd in the moon's eclipse;
Nose of Turk, and Tartar's lips;
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver'd by a drab,—
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
For the ingrediants of our caldron.

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.

Sabretooth 08-12-2009 01:02 PM

Behold, ladies and gentlemen: Head Cook Hardt Di Soussini, European Cookery Master of the Creepy Pasta, a.k.a. "Le Pasta Masta".

Samnmax221 08-13-2009 12:15 AM

Cockpasta

Hallucination 08-13-2009 12:59 AM

IMHO pasta doesn't really work with poultry for me, but whatever floats your dietary boat.

Samnmax221 08-13-2009 02:20 AM

The kind of cock I'm talking about doesn't run around farm yards. Unless of course its in Arkansas.

Jae Onasi 08-15-2009 10:49 PM

Frankenpasta ftw

DarthAve 08-16-2009 01:36 AM

This thread makes me think of Pastamancers from KoL. =|

Det. Bart Lasiter 08-19-2009 01:53 PM

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Darth InSidious 08-19-2009 02:11 PM

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zelda 41 08-22-2009 03:57 AM

Well, at least we're conversing...

Sabretooth 08-22-2009 05:35 AM

I will converse you

Darth InSidious 09-16-2009 08:50 PM

You will be conversed. Your dialogic distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is a measure of the degree to which an object opposes an electrical current through it.

Sabretooth 12-11-2011 12:13 PM

P'sh p'tack p'boom

90SK 12-12-2011 09:15 PM

Shreaded Ducksand Bravo Snoozecopse

zelda 41 12-19-2011 10:40 AM

Sometimes I look back at old posts and wonder

was I always 12

90SK 12-20-2011 10:08 PM

Lord Zelda 41

Darth Avlectus 12-20-2011 10:56 PM

Pasta?!

NO! **** YOU, and **** SPAGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETI!
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**** YOU, and **** SPAGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETI!
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Serious ear rapage. For The Win.

Sabretooth 12-20-2011 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 90SK (Post 2798972)
Lord Zelda 41

That's Lady Zelda 41 to you you varmint

Smon 12-22-2011 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zelda 41 (Post 2798821)
Sometimes I look back at old posts and wonder

was I always 12

Are you me?

90SK 12-23-2011 02:00 AM

Oh Holy Alpha Wireless Jesus

zelda 41 12-24-2011 09:03 PM

I'm just about 99.8% ashamed and embarrassed by everything I've ever posted.

I'm so sorry.

Sabretooth 12-24-2011 10:55 PM

I'm so sorry for you

Darth Avlectus 12-26-2011 03:20 AM

The males in this thread need to attend weegee's seminar instructing you on how to **** SPAGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETI.

90SK 01-02-2012 04:32 PM

I eschew the wombat of my senses in my dealings with the outside.

Sabretooth 01-19-2012 12:10 AM

Careful now

Darth Avlectus 01-19-2012 03:29 AM

So I fell asleep after oral sex with a huge bowl of spaghetti.

Giant Graffiti 03-29-2012 10:27 AM

I made some pasta several years ago, it tasted pretty good. :)

I was playing that game Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, you all have played it right? Anyway, I got to that part were you open a cube and talk to that weird alien dude in a crazy dream room. The dialog was all wrong, though. He started saying poo poo like "They never loved you." and "It was your fault." Then I was transported into a room that was entirely black. No matter which direction I looked I could only see darkness. Then that alien guy walked out. I was pretty goddamn scared at this point. He explained that he was actually the pet lizard of some kid who played the game before. Apparently the lizard died because the kid was playing the game so much. He also told me that he wanted vengeance on the kid, but he seemed to think that I was the kid. I wasn't! I've never even had a pet! I tried to explain that to him, but then it turned out just forgot to install a patch and it was really normal and not supernatural in any way

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