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Delta 62 09-26-2009 02:09 PM

Start a joke
 
Ok i thought of this while contemplating over a nice hot chocolate and a nuttela sandwich.

What happens is someone will start a joke and the next poster will make up a punchline.eg

person 1: What is round, fat and ugly?
person 2: Your mum!

first off, rules:
1.If someone has alredy made a joke you thought of dont repeat it please.
2.no overly rude stuff.
3.If moderators dont like this or have already seen it please close the thread and tell me.
4.If anyone else has seen anything like this please say and direct me to it.

Ok i'll start:
Two pigs go out to a bar and one pig says to the other _______ ________ _______.

Te Je'karta Mand'alor 09-27-2009 12:34 AM

"OINK OINK OINK!!!"

why did chuck norris cross the road?____ __ _____ _ ______?

Totenkopf 09-27-2009 02:14 AM

Chuck Norris doesn't cross roads, they follow in his wake.

Two Jews went (insert own punchline of choice).

Trench 11-03-2009 01:26 PM

^Fail. Overuse of profanity, and failure to read the rules of the thread.::

So, a pope, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a zoo...

ForeverNight 11-03-2009 03:36 PM

^^ "Ouch" they all cry

Two Lions are hunting when one turns to the other and says.....

Hallucination 11-03-2009 11:29 PM

I wish I could quit you.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Trench 11-04-2009 12:07 AM

To see if she could figure out the joke.

What did Hallucination say when Te Mirdala Mand'alor showed up at his door?

Hallucination 11-04-2009 12:36 AM

Your name, that is, Te Melanin Man o' War. :lol:

What did one Mandalorian say to the other in their first date?

Trench 11-04-2009 03:25 PM

Kandosii!

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and the bartender says...

Hallucination 11-04-2009 11:49 PM

"For ****'s sake, someone call the zoo, that alcoholic giraffe escaped again."

So, a bartender walks into a zoo and the giraffe says...

Totenkopf 11-05-2009 12:26 AM

"Pour me a 2X, pal."

A man walks into a lesbian bar and the bartender says......

Hallucination 11-05-2009 12:40 AM

"Seriously, Totenkopf, **** off."

How many Dadaists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Totenkopf 11-05-2009 02:55 AM

None, they can't be bothered.

Stupid Stella was so dumb she.....

Trench 11-05-2009 03:49 PM

Went on a second date with Totenkopf! :xp:

(I kid you :p )

When I look into her eyes I see...

ForeverNight 11-05-2009 06:22 PM

chicken!

A duck walks into a bar and the barkeep says...

Darth Avlectus 11-05-2009 09:52 PM

Look what the wind breezed in from the dumpster!


What is it called when you have a dead chicken in your muffler?

Trench 11-05-2009 10:34 PM

Under the right conditions: Bar-B-Q! :xp:

What do you get when you mix a demon with a politician?

Totenkopf 11-05-2009 11:15 PM

Nancy Pelosi.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and a Welshman walk into an Irish pub and the barkeep says....

Trench 11-06-2009 10:52 PM

What is this, a joke?

What do you get when you cross Nancy Pelosi with Darth Malak?

purifier 11-07-2009 04:46 AM

A dominatrix from hell, or somebody's mother-in-law.

AHEM! (Been there, seen that. )





Why did the hairless Wookie shave his crotch?

ForeverNight 11-07-2009 12:45 PM

because his skin was flaking?

What happens when you cross a Doberman with a sheep?

Darth Avlectus 11-08-2009 12:40 AM

You have a fluffy toy that bites back.


Who made a butcher shop, killed 27 people and later ate their dead bodies?

Trench 11-08-2009 02:09 AM

GTA did.

Why was the wolf afraid of the lobster?

ForeverNight 11-08-2009 09:07 PM

Did you see the size of those claws!!

Why does space suck?

Construct 11-08-2009 09:53 PM

Because lollipops are made for it.

(Btw, totenkopf's post wins.)

Why did the cactus become thirsty?

Trench 11-08-2009 10:07 PM

He had low blood saguaro. :p

Quote:

Originally Posted by Construct
(Btw, totenkopf's post wins.)

QFT :D

Why was Totenkopf made of win?

ForeverNight 11-08-2009 11:21 PM

Because his mother and father loved each other very much...

Why did the Lemming cross the road?

Trench 11-09-2009 12:31 AM

It was following the other lemmings.

Why didn't the mouse cross the road?

Construct 11-09-2009 07:20 PM

Tom was waiting on the other side.

Why did George Clooney win?

ForeverNight 11-09-2009 11:04 PM

Because Snidely Whiplash lost.

Why are cats worse than dogs?

JuniorModder 11-10-2009 11:52 PM

Because Dog spelled backwards is a lot better than Cat spelled backwards.

What is Green, large, has 6 legs, and if fell from a tree would kill you?

JuniorModder

Trench 11-10-2009 11:54 PM

A giant caterpillar.

What is the square root of cheese?

Totenkopf 11-11-2009 12:02 AM

Rats.

When Chuck Norris sneezes.....

Trench 11-11-2009 12:22 AM

Buildings fall.

When Barney Rubble sneezes...

purifier 11-11-2009 04:52 AM

It knocks him back into the stoneage...................................oh, wait....damnit!





How do Sith Lords electrocute theirself?

Construct 11-11-2009 01:37 PM

(LOL WIN UP THAR, PURIFIER ^^)

They run too many cords into an outlet while using the Force.

When a mommy and dady love each other very much...

Trench 11-11-2009 01:53 PM

They don't do housework. =_=

When construct attempts to give a d*mn...

Delta 62 11-11-2009 05:01 PM

They end up failing

A man walks into a bar with three ducks under his arm...

Darth Avlectus 11-13-2009 03:55 AM

And gets a facefull of can can dancer jugs. :naughty:

Mirror mirror on the wall,

Trench 11-13-2009 04:38 AM

'Tis the worst punchline of them all.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third...


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