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Zoom Rabbit 03-15-2014 10:47 PM

Used Boeing 777 for sale
I have my team of aborigines scrubbing the blood off the seat backs and repainting the fuselage even now. We should be ready for shipment as soon as the ukrainian war breaks out and the heat--so to speak--dies down.

:max: Interested parties meet 'Bardox' at the Drunken Weasel bar in Dakkar, senegal on friday night. He's there for closing, and should not be looked directly in his one eye.

RoyTordesLegend 03-16-2014 06:57 AM

is the drinks trolley fully stocked?

Ray Jones 03-16-2014 07:43 AM

and is there a stewardess availablle to move it around, so Roy and me can grab the bootze at any given point of time?

RoyTordesLegend 03-16-2014 01:43 PM

I see what you did there

Zoom Rabbit 03-16-2014 11:25 PM

Flight stimulator
I always keep the booze in the cockpit. Why share?

RoyTordesLegend 03-17-2014 12:13 PM

you're a pilot?

Zoom Rabbit 03-17-2014 02:16 PM

Am I a pilot?!?

I have flown the kessel run, out zigged many zags and bloodied the Empire's nose with the loss of many cruisers. I have landed on top of the St. Louis arch. The wind itself fears my name, for it knows I can outrace it. And I have guns. Yes. Big guns in the sky, and missiles to enforce my every whim--!

:dozey: No, I guess I'm not a pilot at all. But with rum as my copilot and the russian punk rock band Pussy Riot as flight crew, we'll figure this thing out together.

Now where's the gas pedal?

RoyTordesLegend 03-17-2014 03:24 PM

Zig and Zag were brilliant.

And I miss 'The Big Breakfast' :(

Ray Jones 03-18-2014 05:07 PM

In germany we had The Digedags, with Dig and Dag.

Zoom Rabbit 03-18-2014 08:31 PM

Yarn monsters
Roy: is that british? Good lord! Now I understand what the american revolution was all about...

I guess the closest thing we have here in the US is squidbillies:

Which explains why our key production industries now are whiskey and ammunition.

RoyTordesLegend 03-19-2014 06:40 AM

Zig and Zag were brilliant, they even had a hit single....which I remember grooving to in the nightclubs as a wee under age young scamp.

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Zoom Rabbit 03-19-2014 11:45 PM

Well, if they have a discotheque that's different! My friend Snowball wants to go there and (quote) 'Sell a pocketfull and hit that booty twice.' :thmbup1:

RoyTordesLegend 03-20-2014 07:13 PM

your friend 'Snowball'? Snowball?

This is sounding increasingly shady Zoom.

Zoom Rabbit 03-24-2014 05:54 PM

Got your goat?
Indeed. Snowball said that you'd say that, and that you would know what to make of this cartoon:

How do you explain this, sir? :dozey:

RoyTordesLegend 03-25-2014 01:01 PM

That is not my goat, and I have never seen any of those men before.

Zoom Rabbit 03-27-2014 09:01 PM

Day at the zoo
That goat says he knows you, and has photos of you at a pub called the Twisty Badger. Furthermore, analysis of the satellite data indicates you were either in Ipswich that night or on a course somewhere over the gulf of Tonkin...

(Like how I tied that back in? No? Too Bad.)

The price of the 777 is going up. It seems expenses doubled when we had to take a submarine to the indian ocean to dump 'wreckage.' Also, silencing every qualified satellite data analyst in the world is proving expensive--even when the cost is reduced to one bullet apiece.

We may have to move the sale to e-bay.

Ray Jones 04-04-2014 02:23 PM

I'm selling these fine leather jackets.

Zoom Rabbit 04-05-2014 11:10 PM

Say, is that snow leopard fur lining?

Nice. :max: I'd like to send one to the President of the United States!

RoyTordesLegend 04-06-2014 07:21 AM

Speaking of which, I once met Keith Harris and Orville. Orville is a hell of a guy, although I can't help thinking Keith is a tad on the controlling side.

Artisa 04-06-2014 04:46 PM

I think this is the plane everyone's referring to.

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