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EvilleApplePie 12-21-2001 11:42 AM

What a lovely time of year
 
I was just wondering what you guys were doing for the holidays? I'm going to NC for two weeks to visit family.

EvilleApplePie 12-21-2001 05:13 PM

I want to see "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" (the original), and "A Christmas Story"...it's tradition man...

Jester 12-21-2001 06:47 PM

Spread christmas cheer with the aid of booze and a base ball bat.

SyntheticGerbil 12-21-2001 06:56 PM

I'm thinking of turning off the lights in my room, breaking the windows, barracading the door, turning on music with 18 minute songs, and chanting happy thoughts while I'm curled up in the fetal position on the floor. Merry christmas.

sheaday6 12-21-2001 11:05 PM

no fair, all of you guys are gonna have fun, i'm just gonna drink a $300 bottle of wine and play strip poker with my 5 supermodel girlfriends in a 3 story cabin in the french alps. *sigh*:(

AndrewL 12-21-2001 11:43 PM

hmm
 
I'm gonna go weigh those supermodels.

SyntheticGerbil 12-21-2001 11:53 PM

You're going to eat them aren't you, you cannibal bastard!

sheaday6 12-21-2001 11:54 PM

ONLY TWO OF THEM, jeez. I didn't expect a spanish inquistion!

Skinkie 12-22-2001 12:13 AM

Now now, no fighting, you should share your models, if he wants to eat one or two of them i say let him

Jester 12-22-2001 12:27 AM

Wow, this has degraded.

It'd take all five of em to make even remotely a meal.

Skinkie 12-22-2001 12:50 AM

That kinda depends on how much they weigh now doesn't it

Setion 12-22-2001 02:29 AM

Not with Jesters appetite.

iisaac 12-22-2001 09:53 AM

This is the fourth discussion you're having about cannibalism. Pick up the pace, or people will think we're almost normal.

Just kidding. There's no danger anyone mistaking us for normal.

Setion 12-22-2001 12:45 PM

Good job iisacc, you killed it!

Jester 12-22-2001 01:10 PM

But did he eat it?

sheaday6 12-22-2001 01:16 PM

he just sucked all the fun out of this thread, where's all you chrismas cannibalism spirit, man?:(

Setion 12-22-2001 01:33 PM

he probably just ate a bad elf.

sheaday6 12-22-2001 01:35 PM

Elf cannibalism? NOW THATS JUST SICK!

well, its not really cannibalism. Aren't elves a different species?

Setion 12-22-2001 01:37 PM

Yea. And most of the christmas ones are evil, and made up of jello.

sheaday6 12-22-2001 01:39 PM

..and if they're really evil, its tapeoka

Setion 12-22-2001 01:44 PM

*cringe*

sheaday6 12-22-2001 01:46 PM

And santa...well lets just say: not even Bill Cosby would endorse what he's made out of.:barf:

Setion 12-22-2001 06:43 PM

fat?

sheaday6 12-22-2001 06:45 PM

NO DAMMIT! THAT WOULD BE TO EEEEEEEEEEASY! HE'S MADE OUT OF C-4 , AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!:laughing:

Setion 12-22-2001 08:29 PM

Then how does he manage to smoke his pipe?

sheaday6 12-22-2001 08:34 PM

well...uh, i mean his whole body isn't C-4. his head and lungs and stuff are like regular flesh, and he does have bones. BUT THE REST OF HIM IS PUUUUURE C-4!!!

Jake 12-22-2001 09:19 PM

Ew, I didn't think he'd have bones...

Skinkie 12-22-2001 10:51 PM

I'm scared what if Santa explodes in my living room? and his bones smash me in the head and I die?

What then? What will you do without me?

sheaday6 12-22-2001 11:20 PM

don't worry, santa only blows up if he senses danger. Then he will explode, sending peices of bone and coal hurling at speeds beyond that of sound, able to penetrate a 6 foot thick wall of titanium! And in his old age, he gets offly paranoid, so you better make sure your air conditioner doesn't turn on in the middle of the night or...well....KABOOM. HAHA. Merry christmas!:explode: :gift: :gift:

Skinkie 12-22-2001 11:26 PM

Boy I'm glad it's too cold here to turn on the air conditioner... wait I don't have one. I guess my fears can be lessened. (Wait let me guess, now you gonna feed me all sorts of other stories in an effort to make me wet my pants, right?)

sheaday6 12-22-2001 11:37 PM

wow, you're good:

anyway, he can also sense the slightest vibrations and sounds. He can go off because your dog sighed, or simply because he heard snoring. and...well...I didn't want to say this but, hes an offly mean guy, so if you live by yourself he'll explode out of cruelty (he doesn't like blowing up families, he made be made of C-4 but he's still human). And since he's a vampire, did you guys know that?, he's very sensative to light, even night lights or candles! what did i forget?.....hmmmm...oh yeah, he hates people under 25 (calls them "wipper-snappers")! AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Skinkie 12-22-2001 11:46 PM

Well, I don't have a dog, and I don't snore (honestly... don't look at me like that) I live with my family do there's another problem solved... I'll turn on a night lite and I belive in Buffy, she'll come save me if he attacks!!! But.... I'm only 16!!! I'm a wippersnapper!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I mean yes, screw you old fat Santa!

sheaday6 12-22-2001 11:49 PM

did i mention he visits forums often? and he also killed Buffy...a while ago...I'M SERIOUS!

Skinkie 12-22-2001 11:54 PM

You couldn't possibly mean these forums... could you?

sheaday6 12-22-2001 11:56 PM

hehe, EVERY FORUM. he can also smell fear

Skinkie 12-23-2001 12:03 AM

Ok I can believe that he can smell fear, and that he's probably hunting me down right now, but I refuse to believe he killed Buffy! That would be sooooo unfair. Anyways... aren't you worried? or are you an accomplis of his?

sheaday6 12-23-2001 12:12 AM

lets just say i have a 10 year supply of my own invention: Santa-B-gone. Buffy isn't dead, she's just ... uh ... locked up ....uh, yeah thats it!

Skinkie 12-23-2001 12:27 AM

So, this Santa-B-Gone... how much would it cost me?

sheaday6 12-23-2001 12:29 AM

well, it is radioactive, and its also a carcinogen, and it burns....alot. So i'd say about $500 a bottle


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