since K-Jo'Round is on it's last page
and possessed by Gendo the Great here
is the sequel of this most happy happy
joy joy game.
^ hey Eggplant how are you?
< Oh Not Bad, Not Bad at all,
how's your pet Octopus doing?
V is thinking of Calamarinapping my pet.
Re: K-Jo'Round 2
anyway, game on!
^ reminds me that i too need a pet!
< is eating a ham buttie :)
V aint getting any....buttie that is...;)
^ I hope a buttie is like
a sandwich or flat bread wrap
and not a breakfast cerial
you Brit's are so weird.:D
< contemplating getting drunk
is it sos? or soss?
cause you end up sossed,
or is it sauced?
cause if it is sauce
then it really should be
"an apple in front of me
is like a frontal lobotomy."
V are you going to have some
Bangers and Mash for Dinner,
or maybe some Bubble and Squeak.
(just not a Spotted Dick)
^ Poking fun at the amusing quirks and foibles of those wacky Brits. Oh, how wacky they are.
< It seems I'm actually an evil poltergeist that floats around wreaking havoc on this forum. It seems I have also succeeded in destroying the Newspro news system on Tall Guy's website. Buahahahaha! (Er, you might want to drop me a line about that, Tall. I had a feeling it was my fault. *Sigh*.)
V Don't hit me, I'm a bleeder!
^ what was that *whack!!!!!*
< just use the alias
P. Walter Gheist Gendo
V they are still talking
about decriminalizing 'M'
here in Canada
if they do the party
will be at your house for sure.
^ Why wait when we can have that party at my place now? Plenty to go around if you know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge. Eh?
< Eh? Ha ha!
V Eh? Eh? nudge nudge!
^ Noo Noo a cool
suckem up vaccum cleaner
< wow good Nyborg man!
V knows how to fly stoned
^ As long as you don't drink and drive.
< The only thing I'm high on is life and narcotics.
V What would Brian Boitano do?
^ he would save the world
and fight aliens too,
and he would deffinetly
call you "Uncle ****ER"
< 9 times out of 10
wherever you are,
that's where you'll
V is going to hang the blessed DJ
^ MC Pretentious knows the score!
< My real name is Camera
V Drink milk and stay in school
^ Udderly cool advice,
a tad bit too late,
but it Moo-ved me
< saw a movie tonight,
which one? hey Gendo
you guess this
and I will freak!
V will post next
before going to church
^ Yes: the church of Scientology. Today we are going to learn all about the mother ship. And for today only, we will receive instruction and enlightenment for the low, low price of all our personal wealth and most of our assets.
< "Heil Hubbard!" Heil Him!
V Remember, Church is a tool of Satan!
^ I thought church was
a stool of satin?
< never mind ST
the Ralians, they always get
hot chicks in white flight suits
to recruit and give lectures.
V your post must go on
^ There goes my hero
< Watching him as he goes
V I pity this fool!
^ don't mess with me fool!
or I'll send in Mr T sucker!
< hey Tall Guy has a new computer
and is actively and creatively
raising money to subsidise it:D
V wouldn't it be good to be
in your bowling shoes,
even if it were for half a frame,
wouldn't it be good to bowl
without a care.
^ I think you're looking for the "Pre-association typing" game.
< I am the great pretender. I also moonlight as the big cheese, it's sort of a side gig
V Are you a Super-Saiyan? I bet you are
^ I know you are but what am I?
< silly putty
should never be
baked in the oven.
it is must better BBQ'ed
V has a Fear and Loathing
of Las Vegas
^ On the contrary, I love Las Vegas. It tastes just like chicken.
< I like real chicken too, I forget why. I forget a lot of things...
V Who's there? Do I know you?
^ you did last night
nudge, nudge, ;) ;)
< do you ever suppose fish
get tired of eating seafood?
V you again,
don't you have a life!
^ ahhh but i do have a new computer :D
<is in debt
V dont give a monkeys :D
< Why did someone decide
that a Tomato; a fruit,
would be a good thing
to put onto of spaghetti?
why not blueberries?
V snip, snap,
snottle and tweak,
when you should have
^ Yeah, well you flimmed when you should have flammed. So there!
< I'm willing to bet good money that I am the only person in the world to have a black hole in my kitchen.
V Do you have a black hole in your kitchen? I thought as much.
^ yes and I also have
a X25 Space Modulator
< is going to eat popcorn
just something to do
V you are getting Sheepy
^ Peace be with you
< Hooray I say, for the end of the world
V Wouldn't you like to end it all?
^ no I want it all to Bend.
man I forgot the B again!
< guess how many suits I know?
guess how many ties?
V you, yes YOU!
your one of them aren't you?
it's a conspiracy!
too many Ozzies and Brits
on this forum.
^ Too many damned Canucks as well, eh?
< I hate stuff. Lotsa stuff. Yeah. Bet on it.
V Hey, I've warned you before. Keep yer filthy mitts off my sister! I mean it!
^ ain't going there
< can't touch that
V talk to the hand
^ L337 liek jeffk!!1
< Has a headache. A really ****in bad headache.
V Also has a headache, but it's not ****in bad. Or any other kind of bad.
^ says you,
pop goes the weasel
and ouch goes my head.
< made chocloate chip cookies
V suffers from
and was born without
< Argh! Large type font! If only I could bend my arms to put more power into my run!
V YARGH! YARGH! YARGH!
^ Boom Chuckaluka Boom Chuckaluka
< how much for that window
in the doggie?
V vogue baby! vogue!
^annoys me with bold purple letters
< I'm listening to Primus and hoping to go back to Darling Harbor
V Is going to think I'm cool
^ Is the coolest person in the world
< Is the coolest person in the world
V Is going to tell me not to post on a K'Jo game twice in a row
^ no is going to annoy you again
with bold purple letters
< you are not the coolest.
in the UK Tall Guy is the Coolest
xGrimx is the Best in the UK
and a dead heat tie in Australia
between GendoTheGreat & 8 of 12
V little green pills,
ooh what are they doing to you?
^ Earning me 10 bucks a gram and allowing me to reach up and kiss the stars, that's what they're doing to me.
< I still wish the world would end. I had a dream about it last night in fact. I don't remember much, but I do know marshmallows were involved.
V I don't know you, I've never met you, but could you give me 10k in gold bullion? I promise to give it back. Please...?
^ its in the post
< needs to go and a money managment course
V is a financial genius :D
^ yes I have found a way
to pay no taxes,
just don't make any money.
< in 45 minutes time
Enterprise is on TV
and then I will watch BladeRunner,
because saturday night
I am going to see A.I
and I wishh to assess similarities.
V down? does that mean your from
down under? most likely forum is
crawling with marsupials it seems.
^ Down under yo momma, pal. Yea. I bin watchin Ali G, y'all.
< I am the Great Pretender. I belive I metioned that earlier.
V You are not nearly as great as I. (The Great Pretender, remember? From two lines up?
^Woyld have to explain what kind of 'great' he has in mind.
Now if it's sometihng like the Great "Weirdess" or something then sorry man, I'M GREATER!!
< Is a little confused and hopes she's playing the game right.
v Is someone with probably A LOT more posts then me <sniff> :cry6:
^is playing the game right
< If I lived in the UK, I just might be the coolest, unfortunately, I was raised in an area run by mormans and stupid people(not that they are the same:), will move out soon though.....
V is probably going to comment against my prejudice remark on the Mormans
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