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Grim_comician 03-19-2003 08:53 AM

The GF events that made you laugh
 
I wondered if you've got yourself a laugh from the games. How? Where? Why? What qoute?

"I've just locked an open door. Strange, yet symbolically compelling.":)

Sanspoof 03-19-2003 01:36 PM

Glottis: Pretty little paratif actually. Yes, sire-ee. Not bad 'tall! (Whistles) TELL ME WHERE YOU GOT THAT RIGHT NOW!!!
Manny: Olivia's... kitcen...
Glottis: LUMAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LEMONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE!!!!!!!!!!!

(Duh-de-duh-duh-deduh!)

ZaXeriaw 03-20-2003 04:36 AM

Manny: Hey, Kiddies, check out my bonesaw!
Or something like that :)

I laught my head of, first time I saw that scene :p

Sanspoof 03-20-2003 02:37 PM

I liked it when

spoiler:
Olivia threw Sal's head on the back of the car and it zoomed in and made the music like in Halloween, then he says 'Hola Manuel'


That made me laugh my ass off!

GendoTheGreat 03-21-2003 06:31 AM

Oh man, did I come in on Saturday again?

morshem 03-23-2003 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sanspoof
I liked it when

spoiler:
Olivia threw Sal's head on the back of the car and it zoomed in and made the music like in Halloween, then he says 'Hola Manuel'


That made me laugh my ass off!

That's not my funny! It made me cry! :(


:p

Thrik 03-23-2003 05:03 PM

Lol, I don't think that was supposed to be a moment of hilarity..

scabb 03-23-2003 06:50 PM

Heh, how was that not comedy?

I like it in year2 when you read the last letter from Salvador, telling you that Hector knows where you are and is coming to get you.

"I think he's exaggerating, but I feel kinda stupid for plastering my name on the huge sign now"

(or something along those lines)

morshem 03-23-2003 11:45 PM

Coming to think of that, Grim Fandango is one of the funniest games I ever played! :D

Grim_comician 03-24-2003 06:11 AM

- Helloooooooo!! Hmm, no effect.
Manny in Blue casket

Manny's at Toto and uses a metal detector at him while working.
- What's that? Inspecting me? Are you with that health department or somewhere? Go away! I pay money this month!

When you're at Bowlsley the florist, don't do anything but listen to him. When he stopped, examine and check things. The florist will reply Manny at the same reason.
- Ding ding, can I help you, can I help you?
CAN I HELP YOU?! CAN I FRIGGIN' HELP YOU DING DING DING?! And would you like some baby's breath?
Bowlsley

morshem 03-24-2003 07:13 AM

WTF? I didn't know about Toto! :p

Grim_comician 03-26-2003 06:37 AM

And above the scene where the thunder boys are, use the fake-snow spreader over them, one tall thunder boy will say:
- Hey, did you ever use the dandruff shampoo?
- No, why?
- No reason!

Well, he can't say dandruff nor shampoo, because no dead has got hair. If that tall guy heard me, then he's confused why the others not got dandruff?:afro1:

GinnyW 03-26-2003 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by morshem
WTF? I didn't know about Toto! :p
Neither did I, or about Bowlsley's "Can I help you!?" craziness. Gotta try it out! :)

I agree, GF is the funniest game I've ever played:
"Hey kiddles, check out my bone saw!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
;)
Also, ask them if they have a gun, it's the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life! It's too long to post now...
Then again, why not? lol
DON'T look if you haven't seen it, it'd totally ruin it for you, it's so funny when they say it!

spoiler:

Manny: Say, does any of you kids happen to have a gun?
Boy: Yeah we do, so stick 'em up!
Girl: He doesn't have one, he's such a lier!
Boy:Yeah, well your'e stupid!
Girl: Your'e light bulbs don't work!
Your'e lightbulbs all smell like boogers!
Haha, nobody thinks your'e funny anymore!
Well everybody in this room is smarter than you!
Everybody except you!
That's cause I'm especcialy smarter than you!
In your dreams!
In your baby bed that's all wet cause you wet in it...
Shut up!
Bed-wetter!
I said shut up!
No, no really, I have to sleep with an umbrella down here!
Yeah well at least I never asked Meche to marry me!
Whta!?
Ohh, Miss Colomar, your'e so pretty, will you marry me?
I never said that!
Oooh, Miss Colomar.........
Stupid Beany Beaby bed-wetter!
Pugsy the Bugsy Lies like a rugsy!
Manny: Will you two just shut up!


:P so funny!

Also, when Meche is in the safe:
"Oh Raoul, I am so so sorry"
and-
"Manny, I knew you would... Why is that door closed!?"
"I, uh, err, it was the only way I could eh, the wind?"

morshem 03-26-2003 09:45 AM

Oh, yeah! The gun stuff simply cracked me up! :D

Grim_comician 03-27-2003 06:20 AM

"Put that crazy blade away! No room in here for that kind of thing!"
Toto

spoiler:
"Look at these poor saps! Smiles as bride and wide like the blade of my scythe. Soon I'll be coming for them."


spoiler:
"It's a fear of death. It makes the monsters of us all. Boo! Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it. If I scare them to death, then it'll become a customer. But I get nailed by the rip-off some more. Psst, it's me... death... I'll see you soon. Okay? I know that you can't hear me, but try to feel what I'm about to say deep down in your soul. Don't eat the gazpacho."

Manny in the land of the living.

"Soon to be known as the blown wagon."
"Hey, thats not funny!"
Manny & Glottis

"Not again! Will they never learn?"
"It was the little guy. I saw him!"
"Achh! And he denied the last time!"

"Who are you guys?"
"We are mechanics! Same as he! But we never before seen a demon like ours so... SO LARGE!"
The gremlins and Manny

"I knew you would change her m... What?! Who are you?!?"
"I'm the grim..."
"Ahh!"
Hector & Manny

GinnyW 03-27-2003 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grim_comician

spoiler:
"Look at these poor saps! Smiles as bride and wide like the blade of my scythe. Soon I'll be coming for them."


"Not again! Will they never learn?"
"I saw him! He was small."
"Yes, but it's the last time we'll see him."


Where are those two from? I don't remember them... lol

morshem 03-27-2003 07:38 AM

First one- restaurant.
Second one- the mechanics in the kitchen.

GinnyW 03-28-2003 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by morshem
First one- restaurant.
Second one- the mechanics in the kitchen.

Thanks, these are all really funny. :)

Grim_comician 04-02-2003 05:20 AM

- Kssh... Calling all cars! Calling all cars!
- Manuel! Are you in there?
- I, ehhm... Just testing your equipment.
- Salvador, shut down this radio so we can talk alone.

Manny, Salvador and Olivia

Do you know what? At Toto the scrimshaw, during year 2, use ENTER on his album, several times. That's strange but funny.

(Grunt)(Grunt)(Grunt)(Grunt)(Grunt):cool:

- Hey come on, the toga party is over at the Románo, orale!
- I'm not going until that fat lady sings.

Disguised Manny and Chowchilla Charlie

- Hola!
- Back of, sleaze-ball, or my husband will beat your jaw!

Disguised Manny again and Meche

- Ah! Beat it, or should I say MUSH!, huh huh!

Maintenance elemental spirit to disguised Manny... again.

- HAHA...! AHHH! What did you do that for?!?:eek:
- I didn't, I...:confused:
- You've molten my make-up! I can't go on like this. I've put you under my wing and this is how you pay me back!:(
- No, no! It's not like that!:confused:

Two thunder boys

Before I've met first Glottis, I've often go behind a small pile of wheels. Check out what happens!
- This is what I need! Wheels!

A good laugh prolongs your life!:D

Grim_comician 04-23-2003 08:15 AM

Especially inside the building of department of death, I've got my own balloon inside my coat. It sounds in same time when Eva stretches her arms. Hahaha.
- What is that horrible squeaking noise you're making?!
- New shoes!

Stuck by these burros I get...

- The intro scene

- Don't reach my roulette tables!

Manny to Charlie when discussing about his secret system.

After that glamourous woman sign on the roof falls down, Manny says:
- Well. That happens, eventually.

jokemaster 04-23-2003 09:43 AM

Glottis: we will soar like eagles.... like eagles ON POGO STICKS

Tall Guy 04-30-2003 08:37 AM

wow, i have too many moments in the game that made me laugh. Glottis pukin' into the garage cos of the gelotine was pretty funny, i must have a warped sense of humour :D:D:D

GendoTheGreat 05-01-2003 06:17 AM

No, laughing when Lola dies would make you warped. (At this point I would like to make it clear to all and sundry I did NOT laugh at the death of Lola.)

Sanspoof 05-01-2003 04:52 PM

Chepito's funny. Especially when he gets stuck to the seaweed on that rock.

Grim_comician 05-05-2003 09:28 AM

- Hell no, we won't work! Bogen is a big fat jerk! No more lies! No more lies! Sea bees! Free bees! Sea bees! Free bees! We're strong! We fight! We're fighter bees tonight! All right!

It's the sea bees that's rioting!

- I squeeze down of these tubes like a pixie! How do I get in? Through the door, just like you?

Tube-switcher demon

Use the rag to yourself:
- Say hello, mr. Rag! Hello, mr. Rag!

Use the rag/oily rag in many ways:
- (Snifffff)

- Here, carnal! Smell at this!
- (Sniiffff Snifff) Hmmm... That's a good perfume, Manny! Make sure to add these to my grave.

- Here! Blot this on his forehead!
- He need to fly, not to be dry!
- Sor-ry!

GendoTheGreat 05-05-2003 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grim_comician
- Hell no, we won't work! Bogen is a big fat jerk! No more lies! No more lies! Sea bees! Free bees! Sea bees! Free bees! We're strong! We fight! We're fighter bees tonight! All right!
Have you tried "using" the head bee while they chant?

Grim_comician 05-07-2003 08:11 AM

- "Manny! Do it in time, all right?"
- "Sorry"
- "Okay, from the top!"

- "So uh... What did you think of my poem?

Blue casket

- "Come on, Glottis! Let's break through and drive over these demons!"
- "Nnnnoo, Manny! These beavers are mean! They bite, they claw and they can put my poor vehicle on fire in months! I don't move through there until YOU get rid of them!"

Petrified forest

"I don't like the look of that way. They're everywhere! I think they're looking at me. I think they are plotting something. If they all attacked at once, they could carry me off and I'm never been heard from again!"

While the pigeons are charging, use the Domino's mouthpiece. It looks like the pigeons are pushing, but Manny is slipping.:p

"Don't make me touch you with this! It's got Hurley's *-----* left in the mouthpiece! I think I'm only scaring myself."

Rooftop of the DOD

- "Down in the elevator! I wanna go down in the elevator!"
- "Perhaps you wanna see some fighting."
- "I don't want to fight, I wanna use the elevator."
- "Chicken!"

High Rollers Lounge

AnxiousApe 05-12-2003 02:20 PM

In year 1 when you try to hack into Dom's computer, Manny tries stuff like "Golden boy".

The mini-Glottis' (or is that Glotti?) are funny as well. It's their robotic voices that crack me up! If you examine them Manny says something like "That's what Glottis would have looked like if he hadn't have drunk his milk."

The poetry in the Blue Casket:
"Bones...bones...bones"
"The phone is for you"
"I am your failure"
"The phone is for me"
"The cracks in my skull"

lol :D

Sanspoof 05-13-2003 03:55 PM

Quote:

[i]Originally posted by Grim_comician[i]
Use the rag to yourself:
- Say hello, mr. Rag! Hello, mr. Rag!
That cracks me up!!!

:rofl:

Grim_comician 05-15-2003 05:29 AM

"Don't worry! We'll get out of here with a boat."
"There you go again with boats!!"

Manny and Chepito

ZaXeriaw 05-15-2003 06:31 AM

After reading these posts, I remember why I love Grim Fandango... 3heart :spin:

Sally Limones 05-17-2003 02:05 PM

I love the Eagles on Pogo sticks one... and I CRIED when Lola died... :(
Quotes from the logs:

Glottis
Manny, I don't know if I like driving over people.


Manny
They can't feel it. They're dead.


Glottis
You're dead, and I wouldn't wanna drive over you.


Manny
That's because you and I, Glottis...


Manny
Are friends.
~~Sal

Hector_Lemans 05-17-2003 11:02 PM

Thank the powers that be for herbicides! I would have never gotten those marigolds off without them. Calavera will pay...

Now, my favorite funny situation.

"Soon to be known as the Blown Wagon."
"Hey! That's not funny!"
-Manny and GLottis

That orange buffoon's obsession with his tin-plated junkyard refugee-excuse for a car always cracks me up!

Who wants number nine tickets?

-Hector

Sally Limones 05-21-2003 11:04 PM

"They go round and round all day, and they're both more reliable when they're fixed, am I right?"
~~Maximino on cats and roulette tables ^-^

"Yes, I think tonight's the night...
That you finally go nuts from waiting for the grand entrance of Ms. Mercedes Colomar!"
~~Lupe to Manny

"With a couple ATV nubbie tires on the back and a two-stroke lawnmower engine, we could make one SWEET go-cart!"
~~Glottis to Manny, Petrified Forest

~~Sal

Grim_comician 05-26-2003 07:57 AM

"Woeeeeeeehee!"

- Glottis

"What's the buzz, boys?"
"...... I mean you know what's wrong, Manny? Every time they make us work and... we just don't want to!"
"I can't take all this injustice, I'm leaving!"
"Things aren't there should be, Manny. It's more we need to control the... uhh... the uhh... Well, it's like we want to control the means of... I mean... Ahhh! Forget it! I'm just a dumb, hungry, workless bee, you know!"

- Manny and Terry

I've just edited a little with this talk, so it could be extra funnier.:)

"Incredible, Glottis! I've never thought you liked to gamble like this!"
"Well, my nurse let me promise to never get here..... BUT THEY WON'T LET ME IN THAT HIGH ROLLER'S LOUNGE!!!!"
"Coming home soon?"
"Shhhhh... I'm ''--''ing!"

- Manny and Glottis

"Here! Welcome to the union, Manny! Our meeting is first tuesday every month, and don't forget to pay my dues."
""Don't forget to pay my dues", hehe!"

- Chowchilla Charlie and Manny

The union members are paying the dues in the first tuesday because these days are called "Duesday".

My first comic-joke

Jawa Eater 05-27-2003 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sally Limones
I love the Eagles on Pogo sticks one... and I CRIED when Lola died... :(
Quotes from the logs:

Glottis
Manny, I don't know if I like driving over people.


Manny
They can't feel it. They're dead.


Glottis
You're dead, and I wouldn't wanna drive over you.


Manny
That's because you and I, Glottis...


Manny
Are friends.
~~Sal

LOL, yes, I'd have to agree with this one, exept I didn't cry when Lola died, I kinda chuckled...but only for a little bit! :p

C Shutt 05-27-2003 08:19 AM

If Manny's beat poetry didn't at least make you smile, then you have no soul.

Grim_comician 05-28-2003 08:05 AM

Oh yeah! Good point!
 
I like when these revolution brothers squaking like the snakes. I can repeat it again! ...The End! Ssss-ssss! Gracias, muchisimas gracias! I'd like to read another poem. Ssss-ssss...:p

morshem 05-28-2003 08:20 AM

It's really funny when Manny is trying to be funny at the café... "So what is up with the airplane food anyway? I mean, it's so small, and... not that good." :D

Cracks me up every single time! :D

Sally Limones 06-01-2003 10:53 PM

"I'm going to crack you open like a fake Ming vase!"
~~Meche to Domino at the Edge of the World

Goody-goody. ^-^

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers."
~~Bruno on the Land of the Dead.
:) I like Bruno.
~~Sal


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