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Old 03-15-2003, 10:36 PM   #174
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*The carrages enter the city of Coorhagen. The city itself wasnt as industraised as most other citys of this size. The buildings were old and yet could still stand for another few hundred years. Street lights were of Oil lamps and torches. Most of the buildings were merely at the most two stories, but there were a good amount of multiple story buildings about.*

*From the distence the city was beautiful. But as the carrages got nearer a foul stench reaked the city, bodies of people piled up and burned, while more were bringing carted on carrages.*

Frantic man: *to driver of the carrages* "Leave now! The plague it's killing us all!"


((Oh, I have to do this...
It's from one of Monty Python's famous movie scenes. It's too much of a classic not to be used. It's still funny today ^_^))

*bodies thud into a cart led by a man with a bell.*
CART MASTER: "Bring out your dead!"*clang* *...cough cough by people in streets* "Bring out your dead!" *clang* "Bring out your dead!" *clang* "Bring out your dead! Ninepence." *clang* "Bring out your dead!" *clang* "Bring out your dead!" *clangs bell again* "Bring out your dead! *clangs bell one more time* "Bring out your dead!"
CUSTOMER: "Here's one."
CART MASTER: "Ninepence."
DEAD PERSON: "I'm not dead!"
CUSTOMER: "Nothing. Here's your ninepence."
DEAD PERSON: "I'm not dead!"
CART MASTER: "'Ere. He says he's not dead!"
CUSTOMER: "Yes, he is."
DEAD PERSON: "I'm not!"
CART MASTER: "He isn't?"
CUSTOMER: "Well, he will be soon. He's very ill."
DEAD PERSON: "I'm getting better!"
CUSTOMER: "No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment."
CART MASTER: "Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations."
DEAD PERSON: "I don't want to go on the cart!"
CUSTOMER: "Oh, don't be such a baby."
CART MASTER: "I can't take him."
DEAD PERSON: "I feel fine!"
CUSTOMER: "Well, do us a favour."
CART MASTER: "I can't."
CUSTOMER: "Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long."
CART MASTER: "No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today."
CUSTOMER: "Well, when's your next round?"
CART MASTER: "Thursday."
DEAD PERSON: "I think I'll go for a walk."
CUSTOMER: "You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?"
DEAD PERSON: *singing* "I feel happy. I feel happy."
*whop, Dead person falls into cart.*
CUSTOMER: "Ah, thanks very much."
CART MASTER: "Not at all. See you on Thursday."
CUSTOMER: "Right. All right."
*clopping of coconuts from a man following a well dressed man* "Who's that, then?"
CART MASTER: "I dunno. Must be a king."
CART MASTER: "He hasn't got **** all over him."

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