Couldn't help but post here because of the title.
Could you imagine ME
as a moderator?
Little dog jumps onto patrons too quickly with too much gusto.
Wrinkles nose and sinks teeth into the thighs of innocent people with too much enthusiasm.
Little dog is extracted from moderator position for the sake of the living.
End of career of moderator.
Instigator's should never be put in charge....of anything.