1. Whoever came up with those BBC1 "dancers" (Note to hitmen who work for free: Lorraine Heggesey)
I hate them. I spend my time thinking of untimely deaths for each of them. Yes, steel workers, please be hit over the head with falling iron bars! You there, roof dancers, please fall to your deaths!
Apparently they are less stuffy and staid than the 'globe' ident. Yes, because they're pretentious and stupid!
But I reserve a special kind of vitriol for the "club" ident. I think they're trying to connect with a younger audience, Sam. How, exactly? By WAKING THEM UP with this NAUSIATINGLY LOUD, CLICHED AND generally BLOODY ANNOYING ident?
Hmm, I'm all annoyed now. I think I'd better stop before I get on to people I'd really like to kill.