Topshot walks into the new bar and finds his buddy Deac lying on the ground in a corner. Then he looks to the crowd of women.
Topshot:"Ok, who knocked out my Jedi friend over there?"
Women:"Um, that guy!"
*Every girl in the bar points to Wilson.*
Topshot:"You're mine, Wilson!"
*Takes out the sledge hammer and smashes him around for 3 posts.*
Topshot:"That'll teach you a lesson not to fool around with my friends, compadre......"
"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"