*Takes out Happy Fun Ball™ from its security package and tosses it towards james_isaac, only to have it bounced back from an invisible wall, taking himself out for three posts*
"I am so sick of having to apologize for being an American! ... But I can't help but noticing that when people run to freedom, they tend to wash up on North American shores. This country is still the best that we've been able to do in the whole f***ing history of the planet."
--Fielding Pierce, Waking the Dead