He was kidding. I don't think you get buy forums on here. Unless you are friends with an admin, and I mean real good friends.
But, if you want an easy to use forum, try www.proboards.com.
They aren't hard at all. But if you are good with very hard directions, try www.phpbb.com
(I think thats the Url)
EDIT - ROFL! Don't mind Merc... just... don't...