[RoyTordesLegend]

....Reaper Girl is dreaming of an intimate liason with Ray. Unfortunately for Reaper Girl, Das Mole has talked Ray round to liking khaki shorts, and Ray refuses to touch RG without her first taking off all her clothes and wearing Das's shorts on her head. Since Das wont part with the shorts, that scuppers the liason, so both are rather unhappy, Das is confused - only Roy has a clear head......

.....suddenly out of nowhere, Das's interlectually superior evil little brother jumps out of the shadows and kidnaps Reaper Girl........Ray desperaterly wants to chase after him, but cant do it without her first wearing Das's khaki shorts.......and Das wont part with them....