Captain Andy, who had disappeared partway through this story, reappeared with a mighty BANG!
"What is going on here?" she asked incredulously. Without waiting for an answer, she sat herself down and started sipping on a beer.
"Whatever you do," she continued, "don't ask me what I endured while posting very, very sparsely for weeks." Here she kicked back and put her feet on the.... table...."It's good to be back home."
All at once, Das Mole's precocious kid brother jumped out and said....
The man who hesitates goes home with jack. And his kids hate him.