"Well, I don't know about y'all," drawled Ray, really getting into the cowboy spirit, "but I could use one too!"
So they all went back into the bar and ordered a round of fhidwiaovopunawookixkenquevfeiaomyrtighaerowequihn yfsavonacafbhifik.
After that, they began to ponder their existences and the consequent impact on environmental concerns. (Apparently, that was one of the side effects.)
So Ernie and Roy went to Kentucky Fried Chicken to get some moist towelettes for Das, while Andy was stuck talking to him and his child freak brother.
"Soooo, Das," she began.....
The man who hesitates goes home with jack. And his kids hate him.