On a serious note, can we lessen the use of the "gay" word a little? I know what you guys mean, and it doesn't offend me personally, but I know there are users on LF it does offend. This has been the subject of some concern in the past. Just a request dudes. 
Back on what has become the subject of this thread: Should such a contest ever actually materialise (I'm 70/30 in doubt at the mo) I'd gladly pay to see LH get TP's ol' size 9 standard issue Tie Fighter Pilot's Boot print
all over his chicken a$$ 
GO TIE PILOT!!
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