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Old 11-01-1999, 09:59 PM   #11
Imladil
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INSTRUCTIONS FOR DETERMINING GIRL REALITY:

1) Check for VR goggles. Remove.

2) If no girl, go to bar.

3) If girl, reach out to touch.

4) If touch glass, then no girl. Go to 2.

5) If touch soft nice, then girl.

6) If slapped, go to 2.

7) If not slapped, congratulations. Girl real.



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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Mean

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