The state of being Kasan Moor is akin to being at the speed of light, because one's mass becomes infinite.
Note: an advanced civilization could derive all of its energy needs from a teaspoon of Kasan Moor. If Kasan Moor were here now, the world would be destroyed by the gravitational stress.
Let's ban twinkies!
"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."
--Imladil the Noisy
"What does this button--?" SCHOOOMP!