(To the rhythem of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star)Starkel, starkel little twink. What the heck of me you think. I'm not under the alcofluence of incohol as some thinkle peep I are. The drunker I sit the longer I be, I just don't know who is me.
Remember to raise your blast shield before you take a slash of yer favorite libation boys and girls!!
It's probably ok ta have a nip on your starfighter, but d@#$mn, don't drag alcohol out on the real road with ya!