Did the special bus break down on the freeway today or what?
Does anyone know where my horse and I can get a stiff drink and a friendly song? That smell? Heck, that's prarie blossoms, come in on my boots...!
Once I had a pet salamander, but he couldn't swim in hot water. Oops.
"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."
--Imladil the Cursory
"I want the first thing that goes through my enemy's mind to be bullets."