*sees a lot of stars and cherubs dancing around his head*
"Could someone answer the damn phone!?!"
"Ouw, my head!"
*builds up rage*
"Hey, I just noticed I've got those wicked dangerous claws, sharp teeth and a spearhead-like tail."
*swishes around frantically, thereby taking out several patrons of the bar*
*slips on others' blood and knocks himself out*