Emily is a girl. A warm, loving, achingly beautiful (to me, anyway) goddess of a girl , but a lving breathing human female nonethless. I dated her for a long time and always assumed I'd marry her some day. As you can see, I've never really gotten over her. When I wrote my current sig I was drowning in sorrow, doing backstroke in melancholy, and towelling off with self-pity. That's it, that's the whole sob story. Now if you would please stop making my brain hurt that would be super.