"OMG! SHIVERS TURNED INTO AN EVIL PURPLE TENTACLE! AND ANDY IS A MONSTER TOO!"
Every stared...not at Shivers and Andy but at Das Mole, for his uncharacteristic use of capitals.
So Andy (who had transformed into a blue-eyed priestess with weird abilities named Alia) and Shivers got into another fight, but this time is was all about taking over the world.
DUM DUM DUUUUUUUUM!
The man who hesitates goes home with jack. And his kids hate him.