Guybrush's corpse fell out of the Chrono-John and onto the ground. It laid there a moment in silence, then the tousled golden brown head raised and uttered,
"I'm Bobbin. Are you my mother?"
Jazhara7 nodded solemnly, but that's another story.
"HE'S ALIVE!" shouted everyone. There was an impromptu dance party right there outside the SCUMM Bar, around Guybrush's semi-comatose body.
"Ok, QUIT IT!" said an authoritative voice. It was Elaine, and she looked mightily ticked. "Can someone tell me WHAT is going on?" she added.
The man who hesitates goes home with jack. And his kids hate him.