LOL! What has happened to this thread??!
About this whole "slave" thing -> only little teenage boys could possibly do something that stupid.
No need to worry about that, 'cause if they're not being the "slave" of some old hairy guy using the Jan Ors skin, then they'll be doing something else that's equally retarded.
And if someone didn't understand that the previous proposals etc. were just JOKES then I really have to go >>
(psst, amidala, did you get the flowers I sent?
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