*Two "Gods" are in disscussion*
BattleDog: We should have sent a champion.
War Wolf: Well it was your turn to go to the meeting, only you were dozing.
BD: I'd just mauled a deer!
WW: Send someone anyway.
BD: I will.
WW: The others are going to be put out.
BD: So what.
*Taklin Flax appears, aged 25*
Flax: What in the Force?
BD: I am the BattleDog, you, Taklin Flax have been chosen to join a quest to save the universe.
Flax: Uh, ok.
BD: Right, have a nice trip.
*Flax reapears, 10m above the ground, he hits with a sickening thud, breaking his neck.*
BD: Damm! *Flax is revived.*