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Old 06-26-2001, 05:02 AM   #7
Rogue9 1/2
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Master! Ummm---I was only pretending! They...uhhh..forced me to join them! I never thought your glorious fleet would meet it's demise in their service!Please spare me your Gloriousness!

I am Darth Vader's cousin in charge of a third Death Star carrying a Fleet of 9000,000,000,000,000,000,000 new ties called the UTIE fighters (Ultimate Twin Ion Engine Fighters)
made for the sole purpose of destroying the Galaxy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These new fighters are armed with seeker cluster proton torpedoes 999,999 in each fighter.What we can not conquer, we utterly destroy.(including planets,starships, and especially rogue squadron)The Third Death Star is armed with enough firepower to annihilate an entire galaxy in seconds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Join me in the dark side rogue9 or say goodbye to your puny Galaxy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There is no hope for any of you,bow to me as slaves and your suffering will be minimal. I AM TAKING TOTAL CONTROL OF YOUR PATHETIC GALAXY!!!!!!!Just a reminder I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm INVINCIBLE and so my Death Star is And so is my fleet of UTIE fighters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just yesterday my UTIEs DESTROYED ROGUEFETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND YOU ARE NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Unless you surrender and be one of my worthless slaves)
I WILL BLOW UP ALL YOU WORTHLESS PLANETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM ALL POWERFULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I CAN KILL WHOEVER I WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOMM!!!!!!!!!My UTIEs have just vaporized you and all of your pathetic little friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heh,Heh,Heh,Heh. THE GALAXY IS NOW DOOMED FOR YOU ARE NOW DEAD AND CANNOT STOP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You should have joined me when you had a chance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
die jedi,die!!!!!!!
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