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Old 12-16-2003, 05:08 PM   #48
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*Odin and the other Aesir wander around*

Odin: This is boring, we need more suspense. I know.

*snapping his fingers. A giant meteor suddenly appears in the sky*

Odin: Nothing like a world ending event to create more drama.

*Vidar appears*

Vidar: HOw about some superstorms over that useless country France.

*Snaps fingers, France is destroyed, the world begins to cheer*

Vidar: Not exactly what I wanted.
Asgard: Valhalla

*Heimdall wakes up and goes down stairs. He quickly finds out that his family left him behind.

He orders a pizza, grabs some mead, and sits down to watch some movies.*

"Dulce bellum inexpertis."

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As Odin says in the Hovamal:
"Praise no day 'til evening; no wife 'til on her pyre; no sword 'til tested;
no maid 'til bedded; no ice 'til crossed;
no ale 'til drunk."
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