For a Magnum?
Chew on a sugar cane and simultaneously whistle Greensleeves while dancing jig naked in front of the House of Parliament. No really, I got a box of them in my freezer. I'd just go get one.
Hey Gendo, while you're here, I gotta ask: Do you ever hang out at Oldgamers forums? A good friend of mine (Sir Henry Pitkin) said there was this slighty twisted guy there, who looked about like you and was named Gendo something. I've seen the place, and even his av looks familiar.