(RAY! No riduculus claims of power!*smack!* NO UNIVERSE RESTART! If it gets boring...erm...we're doomed...

)
(Wait...there's a phone on a pirate clipper ship? WTF?

)
...some strange voice. It suddenly got all demonic and backwards and CREEPY.
"Rrraaayyy!Rrrrraaayyy! Its
ME!"
"W..Who?"Ray stammered.
"Who do you think?"the evil thing said.
"Some evil demonic force?"
"BESIDES THAT!!!"
"Well..."
Meanwhile, das...