When my friend Himesh got drunk he said this:
"My parents would kill me if they find out. Im not supposed to get drunk because Im Hindu and stuff.
If they found out, they would feed me to a cow, even though they are vegetarian, then they would eat the cow, then they would poo it out over the Amazon Rainforest and burn down the Amazon Rainforest, take the ashes and bury them 60 foot deep."
That was funny. Then the other day when I got drunk I said:
"Do you remember that time when Himesh sat in the cow talking about corners?"
I'm really Monkey-_