Santa exists/Santa does NOT exist/The Secret of the Easter Bunny
In December one of my classmates ripped the head of a toy bunny and turned it inside-out. And there was the answer we all have been looking for: The inside-out bunnyhead had a big white beard!! Santa Clause is not a separate person! It's just the easter bunny that turns himself inside out every christmas! I'm a genius!
Actually that makes sense. The reason white fur is sticking out from his coat (winter fur) and why Santa Clause is not found at the North Pole. But one question remains: Where lives the Easter Bunny?
Now, THAT'S a question to answer!