I hate to bring this up again, but I had no CHOICE. My tongue has been slipping all over the place! Erm. Yes.
"No, dad, I'm NOT having a nice, quiet afternoon at home. I have no pants!"
Translation: I ripped them irreparably yesterday at the office, and I need to go get some new ones.
"Tolstoy is marvelous in bed."
Translation: I like to read before I go to sleep.
THIS JUST IN:
"My tongue has been slipping all over the place!"
Translation: I need to start speaking properly. Really terribly so.
The man who hesitates goes home with jack. And his kids hate him.
Last edited by Alia; 02-03-2004 at 10:33 PM.