Here are some quotes from an IRC channel that you may find delicious:
<m0ds> did Indiana Jones really exist?
<BOYD1981> i'm always scared to squirt that stuff in my mouth
(TRANSLATION: He doesn't like eating whipped cream straight from the can.)
<Vel> I like s&m for example
<SSH> I love S&M. I like Sam & MAx too
<femme> down with pants!
<Sully> up with skirts!
<[TK]> mine sometimes start like, moving slowly right, then stop, and go an inch up very fast
<[TK]> I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE MOUSE CURSOR!!!
You might recognise me.