You're a cheese connoisseur. You'd kill for a good cheese.
Using deception and brute force you'd managed to obtain a small piece of seventeen-year old royal Cheese D'Or. Your mom caught you, while you tried to hide it in the fridge beneath the remnants of the day-before pizza marinera, but promised not to tell anyone.
On the Thanksgiving morning you ran to wash your hands thinking : Oh man, i'm gonna eat that cheese! All excited, you stormed back only to find your mother sharing it with the rest of your family.
Suddenly the neighbour's house blew up.
Simple as that...