Due to Long Island's fascist, conformist, and idiot-molding ways, Orca has rebelled and become quite the intellectual. She has a sharp wit, and an off-beat (yet lovable) sense of humor. In addition, she has a strange fondness for green jello(?) and tin funnels. She also enjoys long walks on the beach and fine dining...
...wait, did I just mix two things up?
I can't seem to think up a good signature.