Guybrush is a spectacular man.
Not only did he kill a dread pirate, he rescued the govenor, and saved the carribean!
Thats the other guy
Guybrush, you should write a book. Your interesting life [or lack of one] could captivate millions.
Note to Orca: Marry him! He's cool and funny and perfect for you! And we could all go to the wedding....Yufster could be a bridesmaid, Alia - a flower girl, and I could be the best man....It would be beautiful....
People who call me 'paranoid' are probably in on the plot.