Okay,it was after Thanksgiving meal.
You wanted to watch TV.
You wanted to watch a Star Wars movie, but everyone else wanted to watch Ted Hughes on TV.
So you sulked off into the kitchen and got yourself some cheese.
You came in, tripped. The cheese blew up the TV by smashing into it, and you hurt your nose on a Ted Hughes book.
So you were rushed to hospital, were you had to explain the horrible tale.
You were embarrased, and told your mum not to tell anyone.
So when you were in the rental shop, your mum saw Star Wars and started reminding you of the story, very loudly.
Did I guess it? Do I win a prize?
People who call me 'paranoid' are probably in on the plot.